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CosmicFool
Psychoholic

Registered: 05/14/06
Posts: 9,587
Loc: 203

Last seen: 7 days, 3 hours

Talk Nerdy To Me

#11997496 - 02/09/10 08:09 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I'm looking for some :nerd:

:nerd:

pick up lines

I welcome all pick up lines but now's the time for all you closet geeks to let your freak flag fly

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Alec_Baldwin
Reigning On High

Registered: 02/20/08
Posts: 6,325

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: CosmicFool]
#11997509 - 02/09/10 08:11 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

"Hey, you wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck"

"...no?"

"You don't like pizza?"

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Tune in, Freak out, Get Beaten.

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ShockValue
Because, ShockValue.

Registered: 11/18/08
Posts: 5,097
Loc: Tipping at windmills.

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: CosmicFool]
#11997513 - 02/09/10 08:11 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I'm a level 80 Night Elf Hunter...

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When we built temples to view the stars, we knew about all 2000 of them.

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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*

Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Alec_Baldwin]
#11997518 - 02/09/10 08:12 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

not a line but take her out to a movie and put your dick in the popcorn it works 60% of the time every time

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MisterMuscaria

Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc:

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: CosmicFool]
#11997522 - 02/09/10 08:13 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

"What's your sign and cosign?"

"Would you like to come back to my domicile for procreation purposes?"

"lvl 99 sex goddess FTW"

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CouldBbuzzeD
Meth Fueled Sex Missionaire

Registered: 01/09/10
Posts: 311
Last seen: 16 years, 8 months

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#11997527 - 02/09/10 08:14 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

do you fornicate ?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

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:datass:

:datass:

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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*

Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: MisterMuscaria]
#11997532 - 02/09/10 08:14 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

MisterMuscaria said:

"What's your sign and cosign?"

"Would you like to come back to my domicile for procreation purposes?"

:ilold:

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SillyBilly
Professional

Registered: 03/05/09
Posts: 3,634
Loc: Californi-eh
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: MisterMuscaria]
#11997546 - 02/09/10 08:17 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

"Baby I wanna collide you with my large hadron."

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By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din

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ShockValue
Because, ShockValue.

Registered: 11/18/08
Posts: 5,097
Loc: Tipping at windmills.

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#11997547 - 02/09/10 08:17 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

You had me at "Hello World."

Geek joke:

Difference between a mathmetition and an engineer?

The mathmetition knows if you keep dividing the distance between you and a woman in half, that you would never touch the woman.

The engineer knows that you'll get close enough to have some fun.

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When we built temples to view the stars, we knew about all 2000 of them.

Edited by ShockValue (02/09/10 08:19 PM)

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Ryan07
TurnItUpnMakeTheSpeakersBleed

Registered: 07/15/08
Posts: 1,197
Last seen: 11 years, 8 months

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#11997549 - 02/09/10 08:18 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Nice shoes... wana fuck?

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SeekingAnswers
Stranger

Registered: 01/23/10
Posts: 97
Last seen: 6 years, 6 months

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Ryan07]
#11997557 - 02/09/10 08:19 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I want root access to your vagina.

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SeekingAnswers
Stranger

Registered: 01/23/10
Posts: 97
Last seen: 6 years, 6 months

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: SeekingAnswers]
#11997561 - 02/09/10 08:19 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Tell her you want "Beta Mu Pi Integral Exponential Function"

^^^ Math nerds write that out in math notation :wink:

:wink:

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Caine
lab rat

Registered: 01/25/10
Posts: 3,920
Loc: NE

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#11997563 - 02/09/10 08:20 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Ok, I just made this one up. A little chemistry joke, really cheesy.

"You must be looking for a valence electron, 'cause I feel a powerful ionic bond coming on."
:rimshot:

:rimshot:

:laugh2:

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MisterMuscaria

Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc:

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Caine]
#11997577 - 02/09/10 08:22 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

"Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors "

"I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves."

"Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial? "

"Best...body...ever"

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auxiliary
Mr.

Registered: 05/03/09
Posts: 2,278
Loc: Thatoneville
Last seen: 13 years, 1 month

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[Re: SeekingAnswers]
#11997578 - 02/09/10 08:22 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

"I'm telling you, my penis looks really weird. You HAVE to see this."

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Deekay

Registered: 09/07/08
Posts: 3,220
Loc:

Last seen: 5 years, 2 months

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Caine]
#11997582 - 02/09/10 08:23 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

i know we're just in the same class, but to function i'm going to need access to your private members. don't worry though i'm protected!

i hope some of you get that i just made it up! :awethumb:

:awethumb:

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Check out my gallery :sun:

:sun:

Do YOU have The Band's sheet music books? I am paying cash!

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LobsterSauce

Registered: 11/09/08
Posts: 19,915

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Caine]
#11997584 - 02/09/10 08:23 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

4-Hydroxy-DMT said:

Ok, I just made this one up. A little chemistry joke, really cheesy.

"You must be looking for a valence electron, 'cause I feel a powerful ionic bond coming on."

I don't even know wtf you're talking about but I :facepalm:

:facepalm:

,then

:ilold:

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CosmicFool
Psychoholic

Registered: 05/14/06
Posts: 9,587
Loc: 203

Last seen: 7 days, 3 hours

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Caine]
#11997585 - 02/09/10 08:23 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

less than 3

supercolider... I just meet her

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

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MisterMuscaria

Registered: 05/13/08
Posts: 27,646
Loc:

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Caine]
#11997586 - 02/09/10 08:23 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

4-Hydroxy-DMT said:

Ok, I just made this one up. A little chemistry joke, really cheesy.

"You must be looking for a valence electron, 'cause I feel a powerful ionic bond coming on."

I think Ill use that one :borat:

:borat:

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ShockValue
Because, ShockValue.

Registered: 11/18/08
Posts: 5,097
Loc: Tipping at windmills.

Re: Talk Nerdy To Me

[Re: Deekay]
#11997588 - 02/09/10 08:24 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Deekay said:

i know we're just in the same class, but to function i'm going to need access to your private members. don't worry though i'm protected!

i hope some of you get that i just made it up!

Programming theory jokes ftw.

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When we built temples to view the stars, we knew about all 2000 of them.

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