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corny e-mail from my mom
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The Power of a Badge. . . . .



DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.





The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister,  I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."  Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.  "See this badge?  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.  No questions asked or answers given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand? "





The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.





A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull. . . . .



With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety.  The officer is clearly terrified.  The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs. . . . 

"Your badge.  Show him your BADGE!!! "

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Your mom sounds cool
:ilold:

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Your mom sounds cool
:ilold:



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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:



:ilold:

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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thats cute.  tell your moms i said whats up.

also, this thread is pointless.

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That was funny
Your mom sounds cool
Tell her to hit me up 4 some  :doggystyle:

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #6]
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i enjoyed it

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #7]
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That's what his mom told me last night.

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Dude your moms hot  :bananabang:  :missionary:

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If Only this could be true.

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What's in a badge?  Anyone can pretend to be anyone these days.

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #10]
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youre deep

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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It's a pretty big loophole.  All kinds of people have been taken advantage of by people that seemed to be policemen.  I would err on the side of caution if one came to my door, out of concern for my butthole.

I'm going to go try to figure out a situation in which I can call the cops on the cops to get away from the cops.. I'll get back to you on that one.

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i would gang rape your mom with that dea agent the cow and the farmer.


gotdamit

Edited by Anonymous (01/25/10 07:42 PM)

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #11]
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i would gang rape your asshole with my mom

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #1]
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And I would rape your mom's asshole with another mom.

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #12]
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This thread belongs in the Shroomery News forum.  This thread needs to reach a wide audience so that people can better understand the War on Drugs.

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Quote:
I'm going to go try to figure out a situation in which I can call the cops on the cops to get away from the cops.. I'll get back to you on that one.




There are many situations like that.  If a police officer is abusing you or breaking the law, calling 911 from a cell phone is the quickest way to record and document the abuse.

There was a story about a year back where someone called 911 from the back of a squad car, the cop backed off real quick and got in trouble.

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Dude, what does your mom look like? Come on, it's just SA here.

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Re: corny e-mail from my mom [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #15 said:
Dude, what does your mom look like? Come on, it's just SA here.



:omgz:

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