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coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

#11860992 - 01/19/10 05:09 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

by far the coolest thing a chic said to me after taking every last drop i had to offer, with a tiny bead of gizz dripping from the corner of her mouth, was " I don't even do that for my husband "...

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it wouldn't work if i had to tell you...
Don't worry you won't be doing much talking female... not many of them do

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Woohoo
Bored.

Registered: 11/06/09
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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861018 - 01/19/10 05:13 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

:awebig:

thats great haha

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The24HourMC
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#11861038 - 01/19/10 05:15 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

i saw that movie...

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Fuckin Shit

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the bizzle
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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861047 - 01/19/10 05:16 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

:nonono:

you are not cool

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YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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claraclairvoyant
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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861059 - 01/19/10 05:18 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

the bizzle said:

you are not cool

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the looking glass
Stranger

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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861069 - 01/19/10 05:19 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

why not, i didn't tell her to say it...

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it wouldn't work if i had to tell you...
Don't worry you won't be doing much talking female... not many of them do

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Bodhi of Ankou
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Registered: 06/02/09
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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861077 - 01/19/10 05:20 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

fail for tryin to qoute a movies as your own experiences

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the looking glass
Stranger

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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861101 - 01/19/10 05:24 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

what movie is that? and sorry but you got the wrong dude i don't tell stories to sound cool my brother...

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it wouldn't work if i had to tell you...
Don't worry you won't be doing much talking female... not many of them do

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ThaiTea
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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861112 - 01/19/10 05:24 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

The24HourMC said:

i saw that movie...

HAHA well if that is from a movie someone here will prob give you your first rating...

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"I take comfort in the fact that my true purpose in life will make perfect sense mathmatically, but will be discovered through the construction of an avant garde art project done by a 6th grader with aspergers twenty years from today.

Could the presence of Junkies account for all these uneaten french fries?

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urbanwolf

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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861122 - 01/19/10 05:26 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

the bizzle said:

you are not cool

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"One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. I would agree with St. Augustine that, an unjust law is no law at all.” -- Martin Luther King Jr.
"Seek not abroad, turn back into thyself, for in the inner man dwells the truth." -- St. Augustine

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fee
Im he who is the

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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861127 - 01/19/10 05:27 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

this one time at my bachelor party in vegas. I dont remember the night before but I woke up on the roof of Ceasers palace (thats where all 4 of us stayed) and was locked up there until my friends found me like 2 days later

I got married that day and lived happily ever after

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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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EdgeChaos
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#11861147 - 01/19/10 05:31 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

I looked at her still sitting in the chair as I continued fondling her breasts and probing with my hand in her crotch and suggested, "take my cock out and suck me." She got a scared look on her face.

"I've never done that before," she replied.

I couldn't believe what I heard. Here was a gorgeous young woman of thirty-two and never had a cock in her mouth.

"I don't even do that for my husband. We just have intercourse, but I never put him in my mouth."

"Mahima," I said. "It's about time you learn to try new things and how to enjoy different feelings your body can give you. There are many ways to have sex. All of them can be pleasurable. You just have to let yourself go and experienced them. And what's this "intercourse" talk? Say what you mean. You just like to fuck and that's it. You obviously
aren't satisfied at home if you have to masturbate here in the office."

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ThaiTea
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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

[Re: fee]
#11861151 - 01/19/10 05:31 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

haha clever feee :lol:

:lol:

" you boys ready to let the dogs out?" hahaha

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"I take comfort in the fact that my true purpose in life will make perfect sense mathmatically, but will be discovered through the construction of an avant garde art project done by a 6th grader with aspergers twenty years from today.

Could the presence of Junkies account for all these uneaten french fries?

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the looking glass
Stranger

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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

[Re: fee]
#11861167 - 01/19/10 05:33 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

damn if you guys don't have any real shit to add i'm sorry but fuck that doesn't mean someone is lying just because have a story, and i'm not gay so i don't watch retarded fucking movies i have better shit to do with my time, hey i think i heard your mom say dinner was ready... :crazy2:

:crazy2:

that wasn't meant for you guys who just posted

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it wouldn't work if i had to tell you...
Don't worry you won't be doing much talking female... not many of them do

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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861186 - 01/19/10 05:36 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

damn that is the coolest thing i have ever heard come out of any womans mouth props too you

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Dank_Trichome

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#11861192 - 01/19/10 05:37 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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the looking glass said:

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ThaiTea
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#11861194 - 01/19/10 05:37 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

maybe she saw the movie haha

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"I take comfort in the fact that my true purpose in life will make perfect sense mathmatically, but will be discovered through the construction of an avant garde art project done by a 6th grader with aspergers twenty years from today.

Could the presence of Junkies account for all these uneaten french fries?

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Tedwilto
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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861196 - 01/19/10 05:38 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

You are at the bottom

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Song of the week, click Huey:

Song of the week list in journal.

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the looking glass
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Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861210 - 01/19/10 05:40 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

hmmm... fuck this you guys suck

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it wouldn't work if i had to tell you...
Don't worry you won't be doing much talking female... not many of them do

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fee
Im he who is the

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Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam

Re: coolest thing a chic said after taking ur load

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#11861224 - 01/19/10 05:42 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

the looking glass said:

hmmm... fuck this you guys suck

some one forgot to take his zoloft today

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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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