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Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)?
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whats up shroomers, this is my first post hare cuzz i want to try phycidelicks :smile:.About 5 weeks ago I got caught smoking weed.  They know I smoked every day (for a year actually) and I have stopped ever since then except for a few occasions.  About  2 weeks ago I got high of off 1 hit of some nice chronic.  Yester day I got high off of 1 hit of chronic, and today I will get high off of one big ass hit of chronic. hehe.  Well when I go back to my dads in about 5 days he might take me to get tested for the first time because it will have been about 6 weeks since I got caught.  So it may be possible for those 2 hits I took to show up on the drug test?  I have I very fast matabilism, I am lightweight to drugs and I'm very skinny with no fat.  I will also drink lots of water before the test and pee in the cup only at mid stream like I have been told to do. 

I have heard that visine (eyedrops) will make THC show up as a false negetive (cut THC amounts by 1/3) If you add a little less than half a bottle. (http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_info11.shtml).    The question is, will the visine be detected and they will know I tried to hide my peepee thc?  I can't find any info's on this and that article was from 1993.


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a teenage girl looking for guidance

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: tospace]
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1cc for glass cup , 2cc for plastic(sticks to the cups) Depends on the type of test as well.


The hit from 2 weeks ago wont show up, if you haven't smoked for a while before that 2 week mark then you will be fine. Usually it takes 3 to 5 days if your already clean.


Also the type of test is important for us to know as stated before.


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Edited by DeathCompany (12/28/09 09:44 PM)

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: tospace]
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:facepalm:


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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: tospace]
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are you 18 cause if so your dad shouldnt be testing you


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: tospace]
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visine :lol:
thats false hope


:coaster:

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: RandomHero]
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RandomHero said:
visine :lol:
thats false hope


:coaster:



actually it works.


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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: DeathCompany]
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i just don't see how

if your a everyday smoker like myself and you have to pee pee in a cup, i can't understand how adding a little squirt of visine will dilute the dirty piss enough to rid it of thc

i just read this
Visine ~~~~For urine test
This is debatable. Byrd Labs concluded that Visine does not work. Clinton said that the lab he worked in tested Visine, and concluded that Visine works every time as a false negative for the EMIT. It can be detected due to inability of the sample to foam.

I call bullshit but who knows


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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: tospace]
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tell your dad to kiss your ass

move out

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: JT]
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Dilution seems to work well. Take a b complex vitamin 1 1/2 hours before test and make sure you have drank at least 2 quarts of tea or water prior to the test to dilute your pee. If you know he will test you early in the morning then you should rise early and start drinking like crazy until pee is as clear as possible. The b vitamin will add color to mask the dilution. No guarantees but this little trick worked for me.


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"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown." -Jim Morrison

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: LadySativa]
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LadySativa said:
Dilution seems to work well. Take a b complex vitamin 1 1/2 hours before test and make sure you have drank at least 2 quarts of tea or water prior to the test to dilute your pee. If you know he will test you early in the morning then you should rise early and start drinking like crazy until pee is as clear as possible. The b vitamin will add color to mask the dilution. No guarantees but this little trick worked for me.


this. drink about 40 oz water about 1 1/2 - 2 hours before you think you'll be tested, and take riboflavin (Vitamin B2) at this time as well. Piss as much as you can before the test. If at all possible, pee as close to before the test as you can. When peeing, wait a few seconds before starting to take the sample, take some from the middle of your stream, then finish in the toilet. The midstream is goin to be the cleanest.


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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: fee]
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fee said:
are you 18 cause if so your dad shouldnt be testing you


QFT

Also, what's are phycidelicks?


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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: citricacidx]
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I've also heard that drinking a couple gallons of cranberry juice a day will help, it debrides the bladder (used to treat bladder infections). And generally the more you pee in the intervening time the better. Drink like a fish.


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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: RandomHero]
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RandomHero said:
i just don't see how

if your a everyday smoker like myself and you have to pee pee in a cup, i can't understand how adding a little squirt of visine will dilute the dirty piss enough to rid it of thc

i just read this
Visine ~~~~For urine test
This is debatable. Byrd Labs concluded that Visine does not work. Clinton said that the lab he worked in tested Visine, and concluded that Visine works every time as a false negative for the EMIT. It can be detected due to inability of the sample to foam.

I call bullshit but who knows




There is a chemical called benzalkonium in the visine that surrounds the carboxy-thc molecules in circles called micelles, which hides the carboxy-thc molecules from detection. the benzalkonium molecule has a hydrophobic (repels water) portion and a hydophilic (attracts water) portion. THC also has a fat loving hydrophobic region which is why THC collects in the users fat cells. Because oil and water do not mix, benzalkonium moecules align themselves in circles with their hydrphobic "fat loving" portions pointing towards the center of the circles away from the surrounding water. The fat soluble portion of the carboxy THC molecule diffuses into this cneter, causing it to be effectively excluded from the surrounding urine and rendered undetectable.

Perhaps in the other studies they were using larger amounts of visine as that has been shown to have less of an effect due to it adhering to the walls. The micelles optimally form at a certain concentrations which is why adding more than 10cc if visine to 60 cc of urine reduces its effect. At higher concentration, the benzalkonium molecules tend to align themselves in sheets that do not effectively exclude the carboxy-THC molecules from the surrounding urine.


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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: tospace]
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I'm 18 and i still live with my dady. 

I heard him mention "going into a lab" and "spending a shitload of money" and I think I heard "To get some basic test" or somthing.  I think i'll try some b-12 and the water and ice tea.


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a teenage girl looking for guidance

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: tospace]
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take 10,000 mgs of vitamin C 4 hours before the test and another 10 grand v C 2 hours before the test. Works wonders

Also gives you the shits.:super:


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Edited by DeathCompany (12/28/09 11:17 PM)

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: tospace]
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Welcome to The Shroomery.

You have three valid options.

1. Don't do drugs.

2. If you are over 18, tell daddy to go fuck himself. He has no right to test you, no matter where you live.

3. If you are under 18, get the fuck away from this website until you grow up into a legal adult and pray to God that you pass Daddy's test.

Pick the option which is best for you.

This should NOT be a problem for you OR for us (here in The Pub)... especially if you are old enough to post here. Otherwise, it can become a problem for you AND for us. Remember that before you post such a stupid question here in the future.

p.s. I suspect you are not ready to trip. Wait for a while... at the very least, wait until your testicles have dropped. Tripping is (in most places at least) a MUCH more serious crime than smoking pot... and you've already been caught once.


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Fiddlesticks.


Edited by Rose (12/29/09 04:05 AM)

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: fee]
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fee said:
are you 18 cause if so your dad shouldnt be testing you


this. the fact that your dad tests you makes you sound like you're under age.but then again, if you are 18 and living under his roof, i suppose a drug test isnt really unethical. his house, his rules y'know?

as for passing the drug test, if its a home drug test (not in a clinic) you can just put bleach in it and it will skew the results. but eyedrops'd probly work to. just search around on the net.


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Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix.
                         
                                              ~William S. Burroughs

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: tospace]
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tospace said:
I'm 18 and i still live with my dady. 

I heard him mention "going into a lab" and "spending a shitload of money" and I think I heard "To get some basic test" or somthing.  I think i'll try some b-12 and the water and ice tea.


if its at a clinic or being sent to a lab, then visine wont cut it. they'll be able to tell that you altered it, which'll only make your dad angrier than if you tested positve (i know this would be the case with my dad, dont know about yours)

your only options in this scenario are dilution (with a b-12 vitamin or  4), synthetic urine, or someone clean's urine in a container or condom strapped to your leg.

if you wanna go the route of synthetic urine, try QuickFix. i've never used it but its the best synthetic urine deal out there. I used to have drug tests for work and i was lookin into that and decided to dilute and take some b vitamins instead, and it worked.


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Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix.
                         
                                              ~William S. Burroughs

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: StaleShrooms]
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HIS HOUSE - HIS RULES.

i dont see how people can have issues with that.


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RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

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Re: Smoked a little... Need to pass test(Visine)? [Re: ohmatic]
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Oh yeah Ohm... he rules the house. If he says 'No weed" he has every right to enforce his rule.

But he has no rights over his child's BODY unless his child is not a legal adult.

Imagine Ohm, if a 18 year old pregnant woman had posted here saying her daddy was going to force her to have an abortion because he had a "No Babies" policy at his house.

Yes, that is an extreme example, but I hope you now see the difference between home rules and body rules.


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