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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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lets talk about dick lint.......
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So, youve had a few beers, and its time to break the seal.... perhaps you just got laid, got blown, or spent some time floggin' the ol bishop earlier in the day.

you head to the bathroom, pull out the ol' captain and let the stream flow...

but a problem arises.... Somehow some of that ol' nut managed to dry to some lint from your boxers and stick to your tip...

before you know it your steady stream is resembling some sort high end lawn sprinkler, going this way and that..... and its like FUCK, i cant stop now...

so you try and get your dick to some sort of weird angle so that youre not pissing everywhere... perhaps just some small corner of the bathroom....

or perhaps, youre at a public urinal..... and you started pissing on your neighbor... I mean, what the fuck do you DO in that situatoin???

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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It's been a while since I've had that happen. 

Seriously the only thing you have to do is stop your piss ASAP, and remove the lint.  Then continue.

If you decide not to stop pissing but to make it work, then redirecting is pretty much the only thing you can do.  And if it works, it works.  As long as you get at least 80% of the piss directly in the bowl you're fine.

Usually there is always some degree or clean up.  If not your hands, then it's the floor of your grandparents house.

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I piss in the sink when I'm drunk.

Its really the best alternative. That way, if I end up puking later that night (or someone else) they don't have to (potentially) sit in a puddle of my piss to throw up. And, even if I don't puke, I won't have to (potentially) clean up piss when I'm hungover as fuck the next morning.

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That has never happened to me. Perhaps it is because I keep my glans covered by my foreskin when not in use. I'm glad to be in posession of Mother Nature's natural dust cover.

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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If you have a lot of foreskin then pinch off the end so that when you urinate the excess skin inflates with fluid, then let go so that the piss spills out of the penis in a large amount.

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
If you have a lot of foreskin then pinch off the end so that when you urinate the excess skin inflates with fluid, then let go so that the piss spills out of the penis in a large amount.


then go to the dr;s office and get some antibacterial cream, cause you now have one dirty fuckin infection on your dick

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
If you have a lot of foreskin then pinch off the end so that when you urinate the excess skin inflates with fluid, then let go so that the piss spills out of the penis in a large amount.


That just sounds terrible and painful.

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
If you have a lot of foreskin then pinch off the end so that when you urinate the excess skin inflates with fluid, then let go so that the piss spills out of the penis in a large amount.


then go to the dr;s office and get some antibacterial cream, cause you now have one dirty fuckin infection on your dick


Urine is sterile, if anything this will make that nasty dick-hoodie a little cleaner, unless you already have gonorrhea or something.

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Um, wash your dick so you won't have half-dried cum all over it?

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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just push really hard and if you get the stream strong enough the stream will straighten out


just try not to shit your pants

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
If you have a lot of foreskin then pinch off the end so that when you urinate the excess skin inflates with fluid, then let go so that the piss spills out of the penis in a large amount.


I like to stretch my foreskin. It is my ambition to one day store a grapefruit in there.

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
If you have a lot of foreskin then pinch off the end so that when you urinate the excess skin inflates with fluid, then let go so that the piss spills out of the penis in a large amount.


I like to stretch my foreskin. It is my ambition to one day store a grapefruit in there.


Or an ounce of drugz.

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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speaking of foreskin, it turns out that circumcized penises have a much lower rate of std infection...

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
speaking of foreskin, it turns out that circumcized penises have a much lower rate of std infection...


Well that's because Judaism is the leading cause of circumcision. And most girls don't really want to fuck Jews. So....

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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im circumcized, does that make me a jew?

people are always accusing me of being a jew.....

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
speaking of foreskin, it turns out that circumcized penises have a much lower rate of std infection...


Well that's because Judaism is the leading cause of circumcision. And most girls don't really want to fuck Jews. So....


:rofl:

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
im circumcized, does that make me a jew?

people are always accusing me of being a jew.....


Are you extremely careful with money?

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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OMG haha yeah ive not had lint stuck to my dick but when the skin over your japs eye closes up and you start pissing all over the spot trying to control it by the time you got it under control your empty haha think i need to start sitting down after a night of fun LOL

Edited by Anonymous (12/07/09 09:00 AM)

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Your personal hygene needs re-examining and you need to buy better underwear.

Also If you have a lint problem I suggest you clean the filters in your dryer.

Then kill yourself.

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Re: lets talk about dick lint....... [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #5 said:
If you have a lot of foreskin then pinch off the end so that when you urinate the excess skin inflates with fluid, then let go so that the piss spills out of the penis in a large amount.


That's called ballooning. 

Anonymous #6 said:
then go to the dr;s office and get some antibacterial cream, cause you now have one dirty fuckin infection on your dick


Nah.  That's the natural way to keep the normal penis hygenic.  How do you suppose mammals stayed healthy for 65 million years before surgery, soap, and running tap water were available? 

-R

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