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Thats it
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Im thinking its curcumcision time.  I woke up to morning wood wich i fiddled with a little, and next thing you know dick blood wtf.  I had a slight tear in my frenulum.  Been stretching the tight foreskin lately wich probably initiated it.  So i layed low for a bit let it heal.  Its healing, but i heard it could get worse though due to scarring of the tissue over time making it more susceptable to tearing.  Banged the wife no problems yesterday.  Ive mentioned circumcision in the past to her, but she aint all to keen of the idea. This is bs though, i gotta do something.

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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what say you anonymous shroomerites

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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will you convert to judaism too?

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
will you convert to judaism too?


I should might help my financial situation

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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seriously though, I've been thinking about it too. I think it would prevent dick cheese.

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just man up and do it yourself, all you need is a swiss army knife and a salt shaker lid. Fry that shit up like calimari!


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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Soap prevents dick cheese.

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Just man up and do it yourself, all you need is a swiss army knife and a salt shaker lid. Fry that shit up like calimari!




Thanks Il keep that in mind as a last hope.  I do like deep frying almost anything, couldnt have a worse texture than calimari

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Soap prevents dick cheese.


Been my experience

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I think it would be crispy and delicious.

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
I think it would be crispy and delicious.


Il send you some if i go through with it

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:smile2:

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Ok so any other suggestions than preforming a surgery in a brutal way on myself and eating the left overs?

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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dude don't jack it so much, I'm uncircumcised and it's never been an issue...

stop masturbating, or man up and stretch your frenulum

foreskin is there for a reason

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #5]
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"stretch your frenulum"

thats how i fucked it up, that and ya a little to rough on the jerk'n, i assure you though the whole intension was loosening it up.  Probably should take it a little slower next time after it heals completely.

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Im thinking its curcumcision time.  I woke up to morning wood wich i fiddled with a little, and next thing you know dick blood wtf.  I had a slight tear in my frenulum.  Been stretching the tight foreskin lately wich probably initiated it.  So i layed low for a bit let it heal.  Its healing, but i heard it could get worse though due to scarring of the tissue over time making it more susceptable to tearing.  Banged the wife no problems yesterday.  Ive mentioned circumcision in the past to her, but she aint all to keen of the idea. This is bs though, i gotta do something.



well thats what you get for not stretching your foreskin as a child.

LOL

tight foreskin has a cure!!! its called retraction while u are in the shower as a kid untill ur dik stops growing.

but yeah... lol


if its so tight its bleeding i would not cut it completely, i would get it partially done.

foreskin is good for jerking/handies!!

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Im thinking its curcumcision time.  I woke up to morning wood wich i fiddled with a little, and next thing you know dick blood wtf.  I had a slight tear in my frenulum.  Been stretching the tight foreskin lately wich probably initiated it.  So i layed low for a bit let it heal.  Its healing, but i heard it could get worse though due to scarring of the tissue over time making it more susceptable to tearing.  Banged the wife no problems yesterday.  Ive mentioned circumcision in the past to her, but she aint all to keen of the idea. This is bs though, i gotta do something.



well thats what you get for not stretching your foreskin as a child.

LOL

tight foreskin has a cure!!! its called retraction while u are in the shower as a kid untill ur dik stops growing.

but yeah... lol


if its so tight its bleeding i would not cut it completely, i would get it partially done.

foreskin is good for jerking/handies!!


Thats not a bad idea.

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yeah when you have kids teach them to wash their dick head by retracting foreskin, so they dont end up like yoooo!

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I love my foreskin.

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Re: Thats it [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I stretched mine by slipping the skin over different sized balls. Start small. Like with those shooter marbles, then move up to ping pong balls, golf balls, etc. I stopped once I was able to slip the skin over a racquet ball.

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