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Why do Guys always Pee...
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On my bathroom floor when i have parties...? dont they know im an OCD clean Freak?!?!?! then i spend all the next day cleaning the bathroom!


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Mello Kitty]
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Well this depends. Are they drinking? If so they might be too drunk to notice, or they don't care because they don't have to clean it up :shrug:


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Mello Kitty]
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make yerself a giant funnel, it solve all your problems, but i has to big a big big funnel in order to cut down on the collateral damage of spray.


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Mello Kitty]
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It's just what we do. :shrug:


Seriously though, if I just got done having sex it sometimes comes out completely sideways. I have the decency to clean up if that happens though.

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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Mello Kitty]
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If I ever party at your house I'm pissing EVERYWHERE.


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Solemente]
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I usually pee on the floor if I think the host is a bitch/dick. As well as spill beer and steal stuff.


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Solemente] * 1
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because we are not slaves to the toilet regime and its vicious overlords...

oh, and we get massively drunk and don't really know what's going on most of the time.

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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Solemente]
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Too drunk to care? If not drunk, then they are just total assholes.


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: druqs]
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if you sprinkle while you tinkle please be sweet and wipe the seat. or floor

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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Statisticons_win]
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Statisticons_win said:
make yerself a giant funnel, it solve all your problems, but i has to big a big big funnel in order to cut down on the collateral damage of spray.


i like this idea... but maybe i should make a big sign that says MEN MUST SIT WHEN PEEing! thank you <3


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Mello Kitty]
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know way.  It goes against everything we habe ever been taught.  Its in your interest to make peeing in the toilet more manly, and since funnel means cars and oil changes, and cakes, we can satisfy our masculinity and you can have a clean bathroom. 

causes sometimes when I sit and pee, it still goes everywhere on the floor. :shrug:


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Statisticons_win]
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Simple solution.... have them pee in the bathtub


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: DigitalTerror]
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kitchen sink.

its what for dinner.


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: DigitalTerror]
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DigitalTerror said:
Simple solution.... have them pee in the bathtub


:highfive:


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Statisticons_win]
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i like pissing in other peoples sinks.


nothing beats a secret no evidence win.

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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: druqs]
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mycelismymind said:
i like pissing in other peoples sinks.


nothing beats a secret no evidence win.


If that person pisses you off later in life you can simply say 'i pissed in your sink bitch!'

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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: TrippyNinja]
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i got really drunk at this one cats house, couldn't stand him.  My berst frined lived there.  I pissed in hiss fridge, he was like what are you doing.  I told him I am just marking my territory, and stubled home unabated.

he later narced out the entire click.  yeah, charges for everyone.

hated that fucker.  I knew something was up with that asshole.  still I did pee in his fridge, in his face.

I guess that makes me an asshole, but I would definintely do it again.


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Mello Kitty]
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ellenallien said:
Statisticons_win said:
make yerself a giant funnel, it solve all your problems, but i has to big a big big funnel in order to cut down on the collateral damage of spray.


i like this idea... but maybe i should make a big sign that says MEN MUST SIT WHEN PEEing! thank you <3


or you can put a urinal in!


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: TrippyHippie74]
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or better your a troph, it'll catch all our amonia.


sweet.


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Re: Why do Guys always Pee... [Re: Statisticons_win]
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It could be worse.  I've been so drunk that I've pissed in my trash can.  My gf at the time said I was acting normal as hell (besides the fact that I was pissing in a trash can in the kitchen) and got all defensive when she called me out.  Gotta love alcohol.

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