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Puppies in the couch.
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Well the other day we had a discussion about finding things in your couch. I had brought up that I once found a toy poodle in mine and I feel that I owe you the hole story.
SO one day I go over to my boy e's house and he has a sheet of some lucy. He ask me if I would like to trip with and of course it was a no brainer, so I took 5 hits. Well once we really got into the trip we decided to play some Dave Mira BMX. this gaming session lasted a good 8 hoiurs when E told me that he had bought a pair of toy poodles for his GF and wanted to know if I wanted to see them. Of course I say yes and he goes to his room and returns with the two cutest furballs I had ever seen in my life. He had a black one and a white one, and seeming on how our trip was about over we decided that it was safe to handle them. So here we sit on E's couch playing with these puppies and find ourselves getting quite tired, but as everyone knows its difficult to sleep after a good trip. At this point E goes back to his room and returns with some kpins and explains ot me that they will help us sleep, so we both take two all the while still playing with these puppies. Well, low and behold the kpins get a hold of us and we both pass out on his couch.
Teh next morning we are woken by the white puppy whining cause it had to use the potty. So we get up, and start looking ofr the other dog. We look everywhere and by the grace of god we decide to look in the couch and low and behold there is the black dog, looking like it was peacefully sleeping, only we both knew better.
Soon after finding the dog we both start crying our eyes out, and I start trying to apologise to E, but he wants nothing to do with me at this point, so he kicks me out of his house.
I guess the moral of the story is that if you are going to do drugs, please dont handle animals. there is simply too much that can go wrong, and as a result I have the life of the cutest puppie I have ever seen on my hands.
And now you know the rest of the story.


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I belive that both Heaven and Hell exist on this earth. Our gift as humans is that we get to decide which realm we live in.


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Re: Puppies in the couch. [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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:dudewtf: How did it die?

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Re: Puppies in the couch. [Re: Solemente]
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suffocation/crushing I belive


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I belive that both Heaven and Hell exist on this earth. Our gift as humans is that we get to decide which realm we live in.


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Re: Puppies in the couch. [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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:omgz:


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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

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Re: Puppies in the couch. [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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What a horrible story. Sorry to hear man, that must have felt like shit.
My dog likes to snuggle up against me when I'm tripping heavily, but fortunately he is not quite small enough to be crushed by me.
Shit happens :shrug:


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Looking for Astrophytum asterias specimens; have cacti for trade :pm:

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Re: Puppies in the couch. [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
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I love you! :bowdown:


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SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY
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  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Puppies in the couch. [Re: z_x_x_z]
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So sad.

Reminds me of one of the episodes of The Sopranos where Chris shot heroin and sat down on top of his girlfriends dog, killing it.

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When I first saw the thread title I was ready for cuteness overload, but damn that was tragic.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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