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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Meth mouth = myth, you gay wad.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Meth mouth = myth, you gay wad.


Buuuulllllll shit. It's certainly not a pharmacological consequence of meth but it is a very real consequence of staying up for days grinding your teeth and subsisting on candy and soda - a popular lifestyle among meth's biggest fans.

If you turn the thread of my grand attainment of the magical, mystical Female Orgasm Through Intercourse into a meth mouth polemic I will pull some hacker shit and hunt you down, asshole.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I used to be a fag like you.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
That's funny, my first girlfriend's pussy smelled bad too, but I had nothing to compare it to..

I thought it was fishy, but as far as I knew all women smelt that way!

I have since tasted vagina with the flavor of fresh peaches.  :fonda:


I date a black girl and it definitely tastes different from white pussy.

Like, way different.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Madtowntripper?

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Who?

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #12]
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You. The black girl tipped it off.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I don't even know what a fucking townt ripper is, much less why it would be mad.

Although from the way it sounds, I would be angry if someone ripped my townt.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Ask your gf if she's down for you to rip her townt.

If she complies and if you are mad, then you truly are the madtowntripper.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #11]
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newb.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
#8, you're my favorite.


:orly:

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #12 said:
I date a black girl and it definitely tastes different from white pussy.

Like, way different.


Ahh, you mean the taste of herpes.

Anonymous #8 said:
That's funny, my first girlfriend's pussy smelled bad too, but I had nothing to compare it to..

I thought it was fishy, but as far as I knew all women smelt that way!

I have since tasted vagina with the flavor of fresh peaches.  :fonda:


Its weird how some girls have pussies that actually taste good, and other girls have pussies that will smell even right after they get out of the shower.

I've noticed the heavier a girl gets, the stankier the pussy gets.  I've never banged a fatty, but I dated a couple girls who started to let themselves go after they landed a boyfriend.  It just progressively tastes and smells worse.

The best tasting pussy I've ever had was definitely from really skinny chicks.  I remember this one girl's pussy I could eat for an hour, because it had the best taste I had ever experienced on a girl.

Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
Meth mouth = myth, you gay wad.


Buuuulllllll shit. It's certainly not a pharmacological consequence of meth but it is a very real consequence of staying up for days grinding your teeth and subsisting on candy and soda - a popular lifestyle among meth's biggest fans.

If you turn the thread of my grand attainment of the magical, mystical Female Orgasm Through Intercourse into a meth mouth polemic I will pull some hacker shit and hunt you down, asshole.


#1 is right.  Its a product of lifestyle and poor dental care, not meth itself.  Lots of meth heads to prefer to sustain themselves with soda and sweets, and would rather spend money on more meth than going to the dentist.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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hahaha

you just sat there while she used a vibrator on herself?

are you a faggot?

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #14]
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It has nothing to do with the drug methamphetamine, just some of the idiots who use it.  Neither of you know what you are typing about, you just listen to rumors and read the wiki.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
It has nothing to do with the drug methamphetamine, just some of the idiots who use it.  Neither of you know what you are typing about, you just listen to rumors and read the wiki.


Uh... I believe we both said that meth itself doesn't cause it, the lifestyle that a lot of meth heads lead does.

So... you're the one who doesn't know what you're talking about.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Actually, you're a gay wad.

What I said is true: meth mouth is a myth and a misnomer.  The myth is that using methamphetamine causes your teeth to fall out.  Not brushing your teeth, eating sweets, and grinding teeth causes tooth decay.

You're kicking yourself in the ass when you use idiot terms like "meth mouth."  It's like using terms like "stoner's spare" to attribute eating too much to smoking marijuana.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Actually, you're a gay wad.



Wow, you sound about 14.

Anonymous #2 said:
What I said is true: meth mouth is a myth and a misnomer.  The myth is that using methamphetamine causes your teeth to fall out.  Not brushing your teeth, eating sweets, and grinding teeth causes tooth decay.



You just said it was a myth.  WE said that grinding teeth, and eating sweets causes it.  WE also said that its a common facet of the lifestyle among meth heads.

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why has this thread turned into something about methamphetamine and sweets?

Anonymous #1 said:
My GF has always been honest with me and let me know that even though she enjoys sex with me, she doesn't typically come as a result, and never really has, with anybody. I don't hold it against her, because it's generally the same for me, though I do feel a hint of worthlessness whenever she wraps up one of our rolls around the hay by pulling out her little vibrator.

Last night all that changed. I don't know if it was the espresso I drank before heading over or the way I sort of squeezed my dick around in different directions and changed my center of gravity and angle constantly as we fucked, but when I tried to change positions I found I could not because her arms were wrapped around my chest for dear life and she was shaking like she had the DT's or something as my thrusting continued. When she finally did let go all she could do was lie there, panting, for minutes, speechless. She let me know that this had been the first time for her, ever. She had not thought it was "really possible."

It feels good to have sent the vibrator into obsolescence, but I still never came. :crankey:


How long did it take?

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #16]
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:facepalm: I knew it was going to happen, too. Fucking druggies, all of you.

It was an hour to an hour and a half of foreplay followed by something like half an hour of actual fucking. I need to figure out how to keep her going for longer because I had just been getting warmed up. :foreheadslap:

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Re: finally made my gf cum [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
It's like using terms like "stoner's spare" to attribute eating too much to smoking marijuana.


I don't know many people who habitually deprive themselves of sleep and live on candy and soda in a state of perpetual jaw-clench without there being a rather prominent pharmacological motivator. "Meth mouth" is no misnomer.

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