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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Cowgold]
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turkey bacon is for women.

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Rustifer]
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Milk my tits.

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Papaver]
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Papaver said:
Bacon is good. It's why God created pigs. :laugh:


I thought it was so we could have sex with them.

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Flop Johnson]
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There are quite a few piggly women.


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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Cowgold]
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Id pork that any day  :rimshot:

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Flop Johnson]
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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Rustifer]
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Rustifer said:
turkey bacon is for women.


hey!  speak for yourself.

  turkey bacon is for pussies.


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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: yogabunny]
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I used to hate bacon. now I love bacon.
I've always loved canadian bacon.
and now I love both american bacon and canadian bacon!
Hooray for bacon!


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ONE-EYED WANT
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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

Edited by Envix (11/03/09 06:39 PM)

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Envix]
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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Cowgold]
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that looks:drooling:. It's so awesome being so small and having such a fast metabolism. I can eat whatever the hell I want and never worry about getting fat or anything. one summer I ate so much unhealthy foods. probably up to a total of 4000 calories per day. didn't gain a pound.
:whoo:


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ONE-EYED WANT
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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

Edited by Envix (11/03/09 07:43 PM)

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Envix]
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i been a vegetarian since i was born so about 18 years but started workin in a restaurant and fell in love with bacon shits bangin

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Dutch-Master2890]
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the first bite of bacon after 18 years of eating plants must have been orgasmatastic, eh?

it's basically introducing a whole other dimension to your one of your sensory glands.

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and that is how I compared bacon to an acid trip.



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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Envix]
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I looooove bacon

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Glenners]
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Photographic evidence showing that steak is better than bacon. Here it is in it's natural habitat.




That reeks of success.


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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: LobsterSauce]
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What the fuck is that?  Where's the grill at?

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: LobsterSauce]
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Jimtown said:
Photographic evidence showing that steak is better than bacon. Here it is in it's natural habitat.




That reeks of success.


Shitty steak

Shitty method of cooking it

=

:argh:

Sir, you need to come over to my house for dinner. I will cook you a steak so good it will make you shit your pants.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Cowgold]
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Frying pan. Just as good. Fairly thick so would take ages grilling too.


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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: LobsterSauce]
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Why would you cook a steak like bacon if bacon wasn't so awesome? 

:fail:

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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Cowgold]
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Re: The Bacon Survival Guide [Re: Kada]
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Haha that method of cooking it gets a lot of criticism alright but I think it does the trick.

Also,they are legendary steaks. It's nice restaurant grade steak that doesn't even get passed on to butchers here. I can't even eat the ones at the butchers anymore because of it.


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