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I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale)
    #11361945 -

well, not everyone there was drunk and belligerent, but there were some definite face slappers(:facepalm:)

here were the highlights of the weird/pathetic/pure belligerence

Some chick did instant chugs, and was crawling on the floor within 20 minutes of getting there sober. Apparently she popped some xanax too and she was almost waddling on the floor like a fish. It was first funny, then quickly sad to watch. She then aimed to grab my crotch and slapped and grabbed my ass while my girl was ready to stomp on her face. I had to stop her from being really upset and she let it go, thank god. Next thing you know she is stumbling around my buddys house knocking everything over so I had to carry her to a couch where she was crying for a bit over an hour about how her ex beat her all the time, and she had a short skirt and everyone was just getting upskirt shots. eventually her friend and I carry her to her other "friends" van and he takes her home(or raped her..who knows..her fault).

As soon as I get back in, another girl was puking, and this guy I am somewhat friends with whom I never drank with is laying in the bathroom crying and puking and doing these weird twitching movements. I thought he was seizing or something but then his friend(some chick) is like, "oh he gets like that when he is drunk. He hurts himself sometimes." in a very casual manner. WTF bitch why would you not let people know before hand? He goes from crying to laughing and later comes out the bathroom with a deep cut on his face, blood pouring. He eventually ends up on the living room floor crying and twitching a little bit more and leaves.

After that is over, there was about to be a fight between my friend(the host of the party, which I will refer to as L) and some dude we all know. They were both horribly drunk and kept talking shit about each others bands(which both suck) and the one dude(I will call him G) was also being a perv trying to feel up on some girls ass and tried watching her fuck some other guy. G and L kept getting in each other face shouting "hit me right now you n*gger! don't get in my face like that!" and countless stupid shit. They were about to throw punches but a bunch of us held them both back and told them to chill the fuck out. They started hugging and singing right after and acted like everything was cool. My buddy L then was playing with his pocket acting like he was gonna shank someone. We made him put that shit away and then he was trying to fight G again.

Then the night ended G being carried out and left outside passed out.

At the end of the night, I come to a realization as to how happy I am with my self, my self control, and my circumstances. I slept in my brothers large comfy bed next to my girlfriend and had a smile on my face. Despite the bullshit going on, it was a pretty good night.

Time to eat some breakfast!


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11361961 -

Wow, sounds like a bunch of fucking tards.

Feels bad man.


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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: desiretoheal]
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Doesn't alcohol bring out the best in people!:nonono:

Too many idiots in the world.


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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11361973 -

I miss being 18.

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I carry her to her other "friends" van and he takes her home(or raped her..who knows..her fault).



Accomplice.

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: Morgenstern]
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Fuck fights at otherwise chill affairs. I had to arm/headlock some asshole friday night while I was rolling my ass off. Quite the awkward experience.

Party went from eighty people mingling to fifteen people in like twenty minutes.

It was also a "oh, he always get like this when he's drunk" type thing. Fuck that. If they always get like that, fucking buy them a baby sitter and leave them at home.


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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11362001 -

Isn't alcohol a wonderful thing?


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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: desiretoheal]
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Oh, the joys of alcohol.

Find some new friends dude.

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: Vibes]
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Vibes said:
Doesn't alcohol bring out the best in people!:nonono:

Too many idiots in the world.



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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: Adden]
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eh, she didn't know who I was or where she was.

I am 21 and cannot drink like I was 18 anymore. Now I just get a strong buzz going at the most. Once I became the age of 21, my drinking went to an extreme slow down(true story). I have buddies who just chill and smoke at party's and are actually fun to hang with, unlike my other buddies who are stuck in the high school days and bring constant drama. I only drink with moderation. I cut myself off  on the drinks when I see I am getting sloppy. I haven't been shitfaced since July, and I don't plan on feeling like that anymore. It is never a good feeling and I always kick myself in the ass the next day.


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: BothHands]
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BothHands said:
Oh, the joys of alcohol.

Find some new friends dude.



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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: Wapakz]
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Sounds like you stumbled upon a highschool party?

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: Wapakz]
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I am just gonna get rid of a few, and keep the good ones.

I would much rather hear "hey man I got some shrooms/acid/bud/mdma" over "hey, LETS DRINK!" anyday.


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: desiretoheal]
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That's the last thing you want to do, give mushrooms to a bunch of tards.

They will be screaming all night.


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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: memes]
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meams said:
Sounds like you stumbled upon a highschool party?


there was 1 high school chick there who I did not know and she seriously was acting stupid as fuck after supposedly only a shot of vodka and a mixed drink.

I have been to high school party much chiller than this. sad


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: Morgenstern]
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Mataspore said:
That's the last thing you want to do, give mushrooms to a bunch of tards.

They will be screaming all night.




who mentioned giving shrooms to the tards?

I was implying that I have some dope friends who know how to have a real good time unlike my alcoholic friends. Some are about getting high, while others are about getting stupid drunk. I would pick shrooms over alcohol easily


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: desiretoheal]
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Quote:
They started hugging and singing right after and acted like everything was cool.


Haha :ilold:


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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: desiretoheal]
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desiretoheal said:
At the end of the night, I come to a realization as to how happy I am with my self, my self control, and my circumstances. I slept in my brothers large comfy bed next to my girlfriend and had a smile on my face. Despite the bullshit going on, it was a pretty good night.



QFT.  Although I occassionally act a fool whilst drunk in public its never violent, sad, or terribly serious.  Except for last night of course when I punched my friend in the face for purposely ripping my clothes.  First person I've hit in more than 10 years.  wasn't too drunk or acting a fool otherwise, just frustrated with his continuing boobish behavior.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: desiretoheal]
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desiretoheal said:
I cut myself off  on the drinks when I see I am getting sloppy. I haven't been shitfaced since July, and I don't plan on feeling like that anymore. It is never a good feeling and I always kick myself in the ass the next day.



QFMFT.




















Also, :cheers:


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I have officially drank with a bunch of idiots last night(A Halloween Drama Tale) [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Lol I had the same general experience watching these 3 girls get so intoxicated that they were just acting a fool. It was all my good friends there though so no fighting and nothing but good times.  Was a Halloween well spent :p.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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