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 stedenko
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Registered: 10/13/08
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 Fuggin new guy 
#11327812 - 10/26/09 09:12 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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be prying on shit with my screwdrivers. When I tell him he needs to bring the tools he mentions that he has at home, to work, where we work on cars. He laughs. At this point I screamed in his general direction about horses, harley davidson, boats, deer rifles, big ass trucks, and the real punch line two giant tool boxes.
While prying violently with my screwdriver, he tells me of all this he owns.
Anyone know what flux is? Acid. He lays the flux brush right on top of ALLLLL my tools. WTF
Protip: mechanics need tools.
Fuckin cool story huh?
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 StaleShrooms
human after all
Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 2,342
Loc: Detroit
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Re: Fuggin new guy [Re: stedenko]
#11327861 - 10/26/09 09:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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is this a poem?
if not, you may be illiterate. or extremely fucked up.
EDIT: i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and we'll call this a poem. assuming it was written as a poem ...i kinda like it 
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Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix.
~William S. Burroughs
Edited by StaleShrooms (10/26/09 09:27 PM)
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markofthebeast
Registered: 10/28/07
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Re: Fuggin new guy [Re: stedenko]
#11327874 - 10/26/09 09:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Here, smoke some weed broseph 
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They call me Mark
Edited by œȾȿȝȴɧʢǥ (ȏɟ/ȿɮ/ɷɖ 68:82 PM)
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DrMambo
hamburger time
Registered: 04/06/04
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Re: Fuggin new guy [Re: stedenko]
#11327899 - 10/26/09 09:23 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm a cook, and I sharpen my knife obsessively. It's razor sharp, and gets things cut evenly, quickly, and safely (less pressure = less danger). Imagine my horror when I turned to find someone with seniority to me stabbing the top of a can of olive to form a carb with my knife.
I'd normally straight out flip shit, but I was fairly new on the job, and had to be a little more polite and explain how that's just-fucking-not acceptable.
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"Yeah, he's a professor...... OF BEING A DOG!"
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disconnect
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ
Registered: 01/17/09
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Loc: America, FUCK YEAH 
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make him remove his own testicles for fucking up your stuff
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Unparalized
Young Cardinal
Registered: 08/24/09
Posts: 327
Loc: USA
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Yes, i love my tools and "man stuff" as well, and i can tell that your venting, but get a paper bag and breath into it b4 you post like that, unless it was art, and if it was art..shit in the bag and then breath into it for all i care. If you borrow a tool of mine, i use it for you. Its a good rule of thumb for me, people like to keep shit that they borrow.
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This Is All Just An Echo Of What Has All Ready Happened!
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truffleupagus
Registered: 02/19/06
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Quote:
Unparalized said:
people like to keep shit that they borrow.
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youbreakyoubuy
Monkey Mouth
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Re: Fuggin new guy [Re: DrMambo]
#11328332 - 10/26/09 10:29 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
DrMambo said:
I'm a cook, and I sharpen my knife obsessively. It's razor sharp, and gets things cut evenly, quickly, and safely (less pressure = less danger). Imagine my horror when I turned to find someone with seniority to me stabbing the top of a can of olive to form a carb with my knife.
I'd normally straight out flip shit, but I was fairly new on the job, and had to be a little more polite and explain how that's just-fucking-not acceptable.
that's really odd. Most anybody in a kitchen knows how dear a knife is its owner. I'd have gotten  with the dude if he was below me on the totem pole.
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Let that which doesn't matter truly not matter.
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Riboflavin
Registered: 03/05/05
Posts: 1,388
Loc: Midwestish
Last seen: 5 months, 25 days
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Protip: mechanics need tools.
Fuggin new guy be prying on shit with my screwdrivers.
When I tell him he needs to bring the tools he mentions that he has at home,
to work,
where we work on cars.
He laughs.
At this point I screamed in his general direction about horses,
harley davidson,
boats,
deer rifles,
big ass trucks,
and the real punch line two giant tool boxes.
While prying violently with my screwdriver, he tells me of all this he owns.
Anyone know what flux is?
Acid.
He lays the flux brush right on top of ALLLLL my tools. WTF
I too think this is a great poem.
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All that groks is God.
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