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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: Flop Johnson]
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at least 6.


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: pmb]
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pmb said:
2-3 times a day.




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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: Flop Johnson]
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On a normal day probably 4-6, when I'm drinking probably around 10-15.

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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: PDU]
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Only yesterday I was on a web page that explained that the average person pees 4x a day.

Not me, 6-8x is the norm.


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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3-6 times a day here



Acidic_Sloth said:
if i am drinking, beer especially, it would be nearly impossible to count how many times i pee because it would be a big number and i would most likely lose count due to drunkenness.



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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: Flop Johnson]
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Im with Chubba and visions.

I drink 3 to 4L of water a day, everyday. Sipping throughout the day.

Today i woke up at 12 in the afternoon and i've been 10x since in 10 hrs.

I wonder if people have different tolerences for hydration, or if most people who pee less are chronically dehydrated, or if some of us just have small bladders.


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: PDU]
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I'd say anywhere from 6-12 times. odd question.


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: PDU]
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PDU said:
So im not alone. PHEW.



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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: PDU]
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woke up at 1pm (had a dentist appointment) and so far i have peed 17 times in the 10 1/2 hours i've been awake. soon to be 18. will keep updating until i go to bed.


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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I haven't counted but I would guess
anywhere form 15-30 times a day
I drink a lot of coffee and tea
:ashamed:

I got into the habit of staying well hydrated
to help keep my piss diluted for random drug tests  :paranoid:


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: niteowl]
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this should be more scientific.  you should time your peeing.  most of the time when it takes me like 15-30 seconds.  rarely when i wake up in the morning I'll have a really long one, maybe close to a minute.  i prolly pee 10-20 times a day.`


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: Flop Johnson]
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What really counts is the color of the pee vs the volume vs the frequency vs the smell.

It would be impossible to tell if its a problems without looking at the entire situation.  Some people have ENOURMOUS bladders.  I once cathed a guy who had benign prostatic hypertrophy and didnt piss for over a day.... which means his prostate got big and pinched off his piss tube.  He was hurting, super uncomfortable, so much so, he was beggin for that tube to get stuck up his penis.  I got it into his bladder, and it just started gushing...so much, that the Liter receptacle I was using got full and thank god theres a valve on the cath.  I swear to god I emptied that thing nearly 3 times.  There was like 2800cc in him.  2.8 Liters.  Or for people that do a lot of drinking, theres 30cc in an oz, and oz is a shot, so thats equal to 97 shots! haha, crazy shit eh. 

Anyways, pee a lot, its good...but if your not pissin much, and your just pissin, start holding it.  You can trail your bladder to hold more and you wont have to pee as often.

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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: Smarty Pants]
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Speaking of peeing......does anybody else wake up with wood in the morning and alwwwwaaaaays have to pee right away.  I have extra long wood, and I cant ever wait it out.  So I have to do this thing where I go in the bathroom, put one hand against the wall, and lean super far forward and push my penis downward and try to aim into the bowl.  Its really awkward and my gf always laughs at me. 

I once saw this funny post on a motorcycle forum Im on, and a guy was describing torque.  He said...
"torque-when one goes to the bathroom in the morning with a boner, he pushes his dick down, and his heals leave the floor".
Haha

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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: Smarty Pants]
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Smarty Pants said:
Speaking of peeing......does anybody else wake up with wood in the morning and alwwwwaaaaays have to pee right away.  I have extra long wood, and I cant ever wait it out.  So I have to do this thing where I go in the bathroom, put one hand against the wall, and lean super far forward and push my penis downward and try to aim into the bowl.



I think this is common among all men, although it doesn't happen to me constantly anymore.

Im not sure i can "train my bladder" or if so, it'll be a very slow process. I tried twice to "hold it" today, and failed miserably and had to run to the bathroom.

My pee's are always quite small, sometimes really really small + when im at work im like "i walked all the way across the warehouse for this *dribble*?"

Oh well, i piss clear, everytime.

I imagine if i quit drinking coffee in the morning and a soda in the afternoon id pee at least 4x less everyday. Also... if i sit, i dont have to pee, so when i spend 10 hours walking at work it jiggles it around inside me and makes me have to go.

Oh well, this thread was successful - i was really shocked to hear my coworkers who pee less than 5x a day, i became sort of concerned. You guys have comforted me!

Thanks!

(i pee'd 13x today.)


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: PDU]
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Ok, when i was about to start work today, i was in the bathroom before the shift and i took a urinal that was flushing.

The person who pee'd before me had outrageously toxic stinky dark yellow pee. I could hardly believe that it came out of him, it was nasty.

I also observed another flushing urinal of a co-worker and his water diluted Pee was also quite yellow.

When i pee, it is the color of white wine.

Mystery solved. Most people i work with are dehydrated!


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: PDU]
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ermm... like 2 times a day. Sort of related to what smarty pants said, if i slept on a boat, id wake up and take a 2min solid piss.


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: mongo lloyd]
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Probably 15-20.  I drink ~2 gallons of water a day - so pissing happens a lot.

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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: PDU]
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Anywhere from 8-12x a day and the clearer the urine, the more well-hydrated I know I am.  Sometimes I pee even more then that.  Depends on the day.

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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
PDU said:
So im not alone. PHEW.



QFMFT

12-20



Same.

I piss so much it annoys me.

Reading this thread makes me want to piss.


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Re: How many times a day do you pee? [Re: Flop Johnson]
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Hmm, probably 3-12x a day.  I drink a lot of water and tea sometimes so it really varies.


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