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Reincarnation, and being reborn black
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Listen closely you guys, as there has never before been such a comprehensive theory linking so many different phenomena together as this one.

Ok, so, reincarnation.  You lead a good life, you're reborn in a better situation.  You lead a bad life, you're reborn in a worse situation.

Where is possibly the worst situation on the planet?  The place filled with the most misery and suffering?

Africa.

So, if you lead a very bad life, you're reborn as an African.  If you lead a bad life, but not terrible, you're reborn as an African in a civilized country.  If you live a good life while living as an African, you can be reborn as a white, or Asian, or possibly a hispanic from a middle-class income level family.  If you live an intermediate life, you get to be reborn as half-black.

It explains everything.  It explains why there are so many black people in jail (being punished for previous misdeeds), it explains why black people reproduce so quickly (more room has to be made for souls being reborn black because they lived bad lives while they were black in their previous life), and it explains why crime is so rampant in black culture (their previous misdeeds still affect their spirits), and why no matter how much foreign aid is dumped into Africa, its still a bottomless pit of crap (the universe won't allow the situation to be bettered, the laws of karma and reincarnation can't be suspended).

It all makes so much sense now.

I hope you guys can rest easy the next time you're cut off in traffic by a black woman, and you think, "What a stupid negress, why can't she learn how to drive?", or the next time you get ripped off by a black dude in either a drug deal or just armed robbery.

Just keep in mind, their faults and shortcomings are NOT because of you or the actions of your ancestors.  It simply has to be that way.


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Edited by DragonChaser (10/17/09 09:23 PM)

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: DragonChaser]
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third thread with undertones of african people being inferior or primitive..
I'm not sure what you were thinking as you wrote it, but I read it and I just see rascist.


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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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I was thinking the same thing as I was reading it. Do you know many black people personally, dragonchaser?

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: DragonChaser]
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DragonChaser said:
So, if you lead a very bad life, you're reborn as an African.  If you lead a bad life, but not terrible, you're reborn as an African in a civilized country.  If you live a good life while living as an African, you can be reborn as a white, or Asian, or possibly a hispanic from a middle-class income level family.  If you live an intermediate life, you get to be reborn as half-black.



:rofl:

Do you have a theory on why Africans have so much bad karma?


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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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with the infinitival amount of life-supporting planets in the universe, I seriously doubt we'd be reincarnated another time as someone on this planet,
let alone someone from a specific continent on this planet..
relating to how "good" we are in our previous life.

also, you completely contradicted yourself when spouting the negativity of africans, then relating it to being cut off in traffic by an american.

fyi, there are white africans and not all black people are from africa. and not all black people out of africa are african americans.

e.g. Dave Matthews, is an african american, and Ernie Dingo is a native Australian Aboriginal. John Taylor is british.


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Edited by Envix (10/17/09 04:11 PM)

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: DragonChaser]
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It also explains why African Americans suicide rate is much lower than whites americans..Oh wait.....




Infact as the black middle class grows and by your standards becomes more White the suicide rates for blacks is increasing even though it's still much lower than white. Thanks for the laugh. :rofl:

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: DragonChaser]
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Internet sarcasm can be tough to detect.:lol:


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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: buckwheat]
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i suppose it would make sense... if karma existed.... that would explain why there are so many people living in undeveloped nations that have lives that are a living hell. but if you were to say that you are reborn as some one of the african race, when you die as a bad person, then how would that explain all the happy, sucessful, good black people in the world? fo example obama, or oprah? if they were bolth murderious sinful bastards in a past life, then damn..... karma was really drunk one night or some shit.:rolleyes:


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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Internet sarcasm can be tough to detect.:lol:



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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: Salomon]
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I know it's satire. I was trying to prove a point somewhat unrelated.
:seriousbusiness:


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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: DragonChaser]
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This thread wins.


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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: Envix]
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it is? i guess i should have read it all. coming from him i just expected it to be true.:lol:

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: buckwheat]
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How very judgmental of you.


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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: blewmeanie]
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seems totally believable to me. I heard hardcore racists say similar things only in Christianity form.

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: buckwheat]
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Given his recent thread I'd think it was real.

Either way it's awesome.


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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: blewmeanie]
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:ilold: at the white people at the start of the thread getting offended.

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: psilyguy]
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I thought it was serious... but yeah kinda funny if its sarcastic. It just doesn't come off as sarcasm to me.

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: literberry]
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How can you possibly think that was serious?

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: psilyguy]
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How can someone possibly come up with that theory as a joke?

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Re: Reincarnation, and being reborn black [Re: literberry]
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The eminent threat of future blackness is no laughing matter.


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