Acid_Raindrops said:

Everytime I masturbate I clean up usually using my blankets or bed spread, I try to smear it in a little bit so it dries faster and people won't really notice.

I have been doing this ever since a youngin and rarely wash my blankets so it's kind of an entertaining thought when a friend is laying on my bed or using my blanket and they don't even know that they are probably microscopically covered in my dead children.

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pmb said:

Acid_Raindrops said:

Everytime I masturbate I clean up usually using my blankets or bed spread, I try to smear it in a little bit so it dries faster and people won't really notice.

I have been doing this ever since a youngin and rarely wash my blankets so it's kind of an entertaining thought when a friend is laying on my bed or using my blanket and they don't even know that they are probably microscopically covered in my dead children.

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Thats pretty fucking gross.

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xFrockx said:

I'll just make a list:

Biting my toenails.
Washing dishes at a restaurant and not washing my hands to eat.
Eating boogers.
Putting my finger in my belly button, then smelling it, repeatedly.
Scratching my taint/balls, then smelling my fingers, repeatedly.
Worrying about appearances

One timers:
Drank my own urine just to see what it tasted like while tripping
(the above with semen)

I mean, if its there, why not try it?  No sense living in ignorance.

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DarkMoon21 said:

I used to find it hilarious that I could spit on my dick in the shower with no consequences whatsoever, I don't know why, but spitting on my penis while bathing was hilarious as hell for a good month of my life.

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pwnasaurus said:

pmb said:

Acid_Raindrops said:

Everytime I masturbate I clean up usually using my blankets or bed spread, I try to smear it in a little bit so it dries faster and people won't really notice.

I have been doing this ever since a youngin and rarely wash my blankets so it's kind of an entertaining thought when a friend is laying on my bed or using my blanket and they don't even know that they are probably microscopically covered in my dead children.

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Thats pretty fucking gross.

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Ya man.  That's absolutely filthy.

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alternatereality said:

claraclairvoyant said:

UnholyChild666 said:

I masturbate with my feces, that's it really that I can think of.

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that's all you can come up with? come on man, GET GROSS!!!

the only thing i can think of that i do is sometimes spin around my nose ring while it's in because it emits a strange, irresistble smell, kinda like that of gauged ears but not as funky.

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Oh yeah, I do that too haha.

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TODAY said:

I'm not even going to mention how gross I am.  I probably put most of you to shame with my disgusting closeted habits.

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Same here. In fact i challenge you right to Scum-Bag Showdown. Not only do my actions cover "distgusting" they take it to a completely new and extremely dispicable level.

Acid_Raindrops said:

Everytime I masturbate I clean up usually using my blankets or bed spread, I try to smear it in a little bit so it dries faster and people won't really notice.

I have been doing this ever since a youngin and rarely wash my blankets so it's kind of an entertaining thought when a friend is laying on my bed or using my blanket and they don't even know that they are probably microscopically covered in my dead children.

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