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Nigerian Spam mail landlord?
    #11191287 - 10/06/09 02:37 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

First some background.  GF and myself are looking for a place to move a few towns over; send an email to one that looks good.
But seriously, what the fuckshit is this?

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Hello,

        It is my gladness to hearing from you,

Am Mr Andrea the owner of the House you are making enquiry of ,I want you to know that it was due to my New company that i owned in West Africa  makes me to leave the House  and also want to give it out to nice and responsible person that can take very good care of it, as i am not after the money for the rent but want it to be clean at all time and the person that was willing to rent my house will have to assure me that he or she will take my house as their own so that my house can be in perfect care.The pictures of the Inside  are available, so if you like to view it i can attached them for you. So for now, i got a transfer from my company to (WEST AFRICA)..I left behind some Facilities and electronics which include the rent, and a DVD player,air conditioning, alarm system. The kitchen is fully equipped with all necessary cooking utensils, are refrigerator-freezer, four-hob and oven, microwave,dishwasher and washing machine, My Computer Connected with fast Internet Access Also the keys to the House  are right here with me. Which i can send to you after all necessary agreement has be accepted. Also i will like you to know that the share charges is not really the issue ,but your absolute maintenance of my House  is most important thing. House  is still available for rent $1200 monthly including the utilities like hydro,washer and security.I Hope you are okay with the price and its included the utilities  with hydro,heat laundry facilities,air condition and so on. please try and understand and may God Bless You. ,I look forward to hearing from you ASAP so that i can forward you an application to fill out

  Thanks and you are welcome
            Thanks . Andrea




Seriously, what the fuck.


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Re: Nigerian Spam mail landlord? [Re: k4ge]
    #11191292 - 10/06/09 02:39 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Damn good deal.


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Re: Nigerian Spam mail landlord? [Re: pmb]
    #11191357 - 10/06/09 03:02 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

seems like a nice guy


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Re: Nigerian Spam mail landlord? [Re: P-O]
    #11191368 - 10/06/09 03:05 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, obvious fraud of some  sort. The 'normal looking price' is just a cover up for an ass fucking.

Either troll him, or don't reply.


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Re: Nigerian Spam mail landlord? [Re: P-O]
    #11191374 - 10/06/09 03:07 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

At least he's honest that he's from west Africa.


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Re: Nigerian Spam mail landlord? [Re: Neuron]
    #11191380 - 10/06/09 03:08 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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Neuron said:
yeah, obvious fraud of some  sort.




No shit?!?!

He could have fooled me.


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Re: Nigerian Spam mail landlord? [Re: Neuron]
    #11193158 - 10/06/09 01:44 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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Neuron said:
yeah, obvious fraud of some  sort. The 'normal looking price' is just a cover up for an ass fucking.

Either troll him, or don't reply.





Word.

I am def trolling.


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