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RyeH
The Noble One

Registered: 08/07/09
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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: Newbie]
#11158795 - 09/30/09 05:46 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Newbie said:

"Now me and my wife are having a fucking argument because of THIS fuckin kid."

LMFAO I just watched that one about the hide and seek with the kids rules!

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: Newbie]
#11158804 - 09/30/09 05:47 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Newbie said:

"Now me and my wife are having a fucking argument because of THIS fuckin kid." I hope he tours Philly sometime soon. My last (and only) live standup show was Dane Cook, and that was only in hopes of getting laid, which I did not. I ended up getting frustrated and drank myself stupid. That's how I punish my dates, if you won't sleep with me you're gonna have to put up with drunk me! Especially after $100 front row tickets. Prude.

That's horrible...

I went to see Louis C.K. back in March - it was fuckin' fantastic.

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BiG_StroOnZ

Registered: 04/19/06
Posts: 3,326

Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: RyeH]
#11161814 - 10/01/09 02:01 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

RyeH said:

BiG_StroOnZ said:

Seems like most of the acclaimed comedians have been mentioned already, here are some other hilarious dudes:

Doug Stanhope

Brian Regan

Kevin James (Sweat the Small Stuff)

Demetri Martin

OH DAYUM!! I cant believe I did not list him(Kevin James). I have that dvd and I think it is wearing out cuz I have watched it so much!!!
"My physical goal is where my belly wont jiggle while I brush my teeth" LMFAO!

hahaha what about his interpretation/reenactment of an old woman shopping for a card.

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teaparty
Don'tHaveaCowMan

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: Dynoo]
#11161827 - 10/01/09 02:06 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

it might sound lame, but Eddie Murphy's stand up is absolutely hilarious!

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MycOhunter

Registered: 03/05/09
Posts: 649

Re: Stand Up Comedy

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#11161828 - 10/01/09 02:06 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I thought this was funny...

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DeadPhan

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: MycOhunter]
#11162577 - 10/01/09 08:37 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

:thumbdown:

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: DeadPhan]
#11162632 - 10/01/09 08:56 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Dane Cook = Fail.

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PartyMarty4000
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Registered: 07/14/07
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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: Dynoo]
#11162668 - 10/01/09 09:11 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Any of Jim Breuer's old shit is great.

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xeallos
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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: PartyMarty4000]
#11162787 - 10/01/09 09:46 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is unknown? Answer: Because there's no cure for cancer

:puke:

LCK
Paul Mooney
Patton Oswalt
Dana Gould
Daniel Tosh
Zach Galifianakis, sometimes kinda sorta

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PartyMarty4000
Boofilet

Registered: 07/14/07
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Re: Stand Up Comedy

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#11163074 - 10/01/09 10:45 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Norm Macdonald ftw.

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: PartyMarty4000]
#11163097 - 10/01/09 10:49 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: cerebral gortex]
#11163108 - 10/01/09 10:51 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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BiG_StroOnZ

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: cerebral gortex]
#11163287 - 10/01/09 11:22 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

cerebral gortex said:

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
#11163427 - 10/01/09 11:50 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

BiG_StroOnZ said:

cerebral gortex said:

He's hysterical.

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BiG_StroOnZ

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: cerebral gortex]
#11163536 - 10/01/09 12:13 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

cerebral gortex said:

BiG_StroOnZ said:

cerebral gortex said:

He's hysterical.

Such a well rounded comedian, I actually just decided to watch "Bits and Pieces."

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thedudenj
Man of the Woods

Registered: 08/18/04
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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
#11163821 - 10/01/09 01:07 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

im watching patton oswalt http://www.megavideo.com/?v=3TYQWUUI

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BiG_StroOnZ

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Re: Stand Up Comedy

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#11163939 - 10/01/09 01:27 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

thedudenj said:

im watching patton oswalt http://www.megavideo.com/?v=3TYQWUUI

I watched that one the other day, fuckin hilarious.

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psilocybin_qualm
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Re: Stand Up Comedy

[Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
#11164891 - 10/01/09 04:28 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Bill Burr

Daniel Tosh

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