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Offlinelaserpig
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I think I got the swine flu.
    #11163742 - 10/01/09 12:56 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

This is bullshit, I am the dude who doesn't get sick!

:kingcrankey:

I have not been ill in like 1.5 - 2 years, now I got a cough, aches, and fatigue. I ain't want this shit! :grrr:


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Offlinethe bizzle
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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: laserpig]
    #11163761 - 10/01/09 12:58 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

lmao i think I have it too, it sux0rz


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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: the bizzle]
    #11163783 - 10/01/09 01:01 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I'd rather have a win32 virus than yours :P

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Offlinelaserpig
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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: the bizzle]
    #11163784 - 10/01/09 01:01 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

My first midterms are next week ... this is practically the worst possible time to get sick :facepalm:


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InvisibleP-O
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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: the bizzle]
    #11163788 - 10/01/09 01:02 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

you have a flu or a cold...

not "swine flu"!


my friend went to a doctor last week with flu symptoms... the doctor said its not "flu season, so its the pig-flu".  He didn't even take a sample or examine him!


"man-bear-pig- flu" is BS...

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Offlinethe bizzle
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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: laserpig]
    #11163794 - 10/01/09 01:03 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

my throat is the worst...well i guess the headache/weakness too because it makes me not want to do a damned thang

luckily, my friend who just got over it says that it is short-lived, so I'm actually hoping this is swine flu as opposed to the regular ol' flu


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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: the bizzle]
    #11163809 - 10/01/09 01:05 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Nice man, now you can be in Maddox's contest.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=swine_flu

Congratulations


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Offlinelaserpig
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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: the bizzle]
    #11163810 - 10/01/09 01:05 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah I hear swine flu is a little bit weaksauce compared to most year's flu bugs. I hope its true.

I almost feel healthy except for being like totally fatigued.
And now my stomach is startin' to feel weird ... I'mma go eat some fruit ...

BTW anyone got an opinion on whether or not bong rips are a good idea? If I'm gonna be laying around doing nothing all day I might as well be stoned ... but I don't want to aggravate any of my symptoms either.


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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: laserpig]
    #11163818 - 10/01/09 01:07 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

when your sick bong rips help.  You feel better while ur high, but worse when you burn...

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Offlinethe bizzle
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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: laserpig]
    #11163824 - 10/01/09 01:08 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i wouldnt see anythign wrong with bong rips...if anything, you might feel to drained of energy to notice being stoned like you might like, but that's probably about it...it's probably good for nausea, and might increase your appetite to make it easier to load up on juice n stuff


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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: the bizzle]
    #11163860 - 10/01/09 01:14 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

for a fast recovery my friends...

-Take a multivitamin and/or coldfx..
-Drink lots of liquids (flush that shit out)
-Eating fruits and veggies (vitamins)
and rest as much as possible...

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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: P-O]
    #11164016 - 10/01/09 01:46 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

fuck man this is so weird
i would not even know i was sick except i have no appetite and i have absolutely no energy whatsoever
and aches

i can barely muster the effort to make a goddamn meal for myself

fuck it, i'm breakin' out the reefer
gotta increase my food-motivation


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Offlinethe bizzle
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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: P-O]
    #11164031 - 10/01/09 01:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

laserpig said:
i can barely muster the effort to make a goddamn meal for myself





same here...i've got some tea that is anti-viral, it took a tremendous act of will just to get up and make some

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PostiveOutlook said:
for a fast recovery my friends...

-Take a multivitamin and/or coldfx..
-Drink lots of liquids (flush that shit out)
-Eating fruits and veggies (vitamins)
and rest as much as possible...




just took a multi-vit, and some cold medicine (needs moar DXM :crankey:)
drinking lots of fluids, but unfortunately the only fruit/veggie i have atm is bananas, which is not the greatest for colds
I'm working on tryin to get some fruit & juices though


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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: laserpig]
    #11164075 - 10/01/09 01:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i've eaten an orange
i have oj
i have uh ... garlic

shit that is not much


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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: laserpig]
    #11164084 - 10/01/09 01:58 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

eat a hearty vegetable soup too...  fill u up a nice warm meal

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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: laserpig]
    #11164090 - 10/01/09 01:59 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

do you have ginger root? 

combining ginger root with excedrin (caffiene, aspirin, & acetaminophen), really can work wonders

hmm...which reminds me, i should do that...i dont have excedrin but i've got all the goods to make up that combo...bah now i gotta make some coffee


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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: P-O]
    #11164182 - 10/01/09 02:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

PostiveOutlook said:
for a fast recovery my friends...

-Take a multivitamin and/or coldfx..
-Drink lots of liquids (flush that shit out)
-Eating fruits and veggies (vitamins)
and rest as much as possible...




This + 1000mg of vitamin C daily, and NO cannabis!

Drugs weaken the immune system, and I don't want you to develop a throat infection, honey bunny.


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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: Neuron]
    #11166177 - 10/01/09 08:51 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Fatigue? Cmon mannnnnn. Are you even sure you have swine flu?

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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: laserpig]
    #11166182 - 10/01/09 08:53 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

This is bullshit, I am the dude who doesn't get sick!

I have not been ill in like 1.5 - 2 years




1.5-2 years aint shit, I haven't even caught the common cold in 15+ years, never had the flu in my life.

Eat more fruit... fruit is the key to life.

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Re: I think I got the swine flu. [Re: Chubba]
    #11166258 - 10/01/09 09:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

drink tea, take echinacea and vitamin C...and rest! you'll probably be fine...does anyone even know anyone who has gotten the swine fly..honestly it's probably a government conspiracy to make money off the vaccine


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