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blewmeanie

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I've gotta stop drinking

#11094900 - 09/20/09 01:50 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

:nonono:

and don't you dare say you haven't been there :shakefist:

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

[Re: blewmeanie]
#11094909 - 09/20/09 01:52 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Been there. Not to that extent, but still there.

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11094912 - 09/20/09 01:53 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I dare say I haven't been there...

And it would take a hell of a lot more than 3 shots and a beer to get that girl to lose 200lbs.

:hangover:

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

[Re: blewmeanie]
#11094914 - 09/20/09 01:53 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Haven't been there.

Alcohol doesn't make me want to bang fat chicks

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blazenn
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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

[Re: Ima Trooper]
#11094921 - 09/20/09 01:55 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

meh
shit happens
besides you guys are shallow, nothin wrong with bangin a fat chick every once in awhile

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feifen

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11094928 - 09/20/09 01:56 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I find fat people repulsive because they are so lazy. I would never fuck a fatty.

Absolutely disgusting.

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11094930 - 09/20/09 01:56 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Yes there is.

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11094937 - 09/20/09 01:57 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

The point of the pic isn't "itll make fat chicks look skinny" its the fact that itll make you get with girls you normally would never get with.

And I've been there, done that MANY times... with fat chicks. I was hookin up with/fucking a TA for one of my classes back when I was in Massachusetts. I was at a party with her and found myself hooking up with and fingering this fatty, and she walked in on us... that's when I realized wtf I was doing and, well, we didn't hook up much longer. I felt really bad too.

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blewmeanie

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11094940 - 09/20/09 01:57 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Hey does anyone know the name of that game that's kind of like pool, but the board is smaller, and you try to shoot quarters into the middle of a circle without knocking the pegs over? It's great to play for money when your hammered, but I can't think of the name of it. A friend of mine years ago had one, but he moved and took it with him. :alc:

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blewmeanie

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11094947 - 09/20/09 01:59 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Platinum said:

The point of the pic isn't "itll make fat chicks look skinny" its the fact that itll make you get with girls you normally would never get with.

And I've been there, done that MANY times... with fat chicks. I was hookin up with/fucking a TA for one of my classes back when I was in Massachusetts. I was at a party with her and found myself hooking up with and fingering this fatty, and she walked in on us... that's when I realized wtf I was doing and, well, we didn't hook up much longer. I felt really bad too.

Oh man, you got busted with a fatty by a girl you were hooking up with. You have my sympathy on that one. :lol:

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11094949 - 09/20/09 01:59 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Lowered Expectations.

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11094962 - 09/20/09 02:02 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

blewmeanie said:

Platinum said:

The point of the pic isn't "itll make fat chicks look skinny" its the fact that itll make you get with girls you normally would never get with.

And I've been there, done that MANY times... with fat chicks. I was hookin up with/fucking a TA for one of my classes back when I was in Massachusetts. I was at a party with her and found myself hooking up with and fingering this fatty, and she walked in on us... that's when I realized wtf I was doing and, well, we didn't hook up much longer. I felt really bad too.

Oh man, you got busted with a fatty by a girl you were hooking up with. You have my sympathy on that one.

Yeah it was terrible, I got shit from a lot of people for awhile after that one. Needless to say though, that night when everyone passed out, it was me and 3 other people still awake. We flipped the entire house. I mean everything, couches, dishes, TVs, microwave, pictures, everything upside down. Well, this fatty was sleeping on a couch so we couldnt flip it. Instead we pilled ALL the couch cushions and a ton of other stuff on top of her. We stacked it to the ceiling.

It was hilarious the next morning when she woke up and couldnt move cuz there was so much weight on top of her.

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

[Re: Platinum]
#11094971 - 09/20/09 02:04 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Platinum said:

blewmeanie said:

Platinum said:

The point of the pic isn't "itll make fat chicks look skinny" its the fact that itll make you get with girls you normally would never get with.

And I've been there, done that MANY times... with fat chicks. I was hookin up with/fucking a TA for one of my classes back when I was in Massachusetts. I was at a party with her and found myself hooking up with and fingering this fatty, and she walked in on us... that's when I realized wtf I was doing and, well, we didn't hook up much longer. I felt really bad too.

Oh man, you got busted with a fatty by a girl you were hooking up with. You have my sympathy on that one.

Yeah it was terrible, I got shit from a lot of people for awhile after that one. Needless to say though, that night when everyone passed out, it was me and 3 other people still awake. We flipped the entire house. I mean everything, couches, dishes, TVs, microwave, pictures, everything upside down. Well, this fatty was sleeping on a couch so we couldnt flip it. Instead we pilled ALL the couch cushions and a ton of other stuff on top of her. We stacked it to the ceiling.

It was hilarious the next morning when she didn't wake up ever again cuz there was so much weight on top of her.

Fix'd.

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

[Re: blewmeanie]
#11094976 - 09/20/09 02:04 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Been there, but never all the way. Thankfully I've never actually fucked a fat chick, though I've made out with quite a few.

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

[Re: feifen]
#11095007 - 09/20/09 02:08 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

feifen said:

Haven't been there.

Alcohol doesn't make me want to bang fat chicks

Same. no matter how much I drink, my standards never lower. If anything, I get more cocky and go after hotter chicks.

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11095020 - 09/20/09 02:11 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Woop woop woop

happy week, happy weekend

:happyweed:

:happyweed:

:cheers:

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blewmeanie

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

[Re: Platinum]
#11095039 - 09/20/09 02:14 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Platinum said:

blewmeanie said:

Platinum said:

The point of the pic isn't "itll make fat chicks look skinny" its the fact that itll make you get with girls you normally would never get with.

And I've been there, done that MANY times... with fat chicks. I was hookin up with/fucking a TA for one of my classes back when I was in Massachusetts. I was at a party with her and found myself hooking up with and fingering this fatty, and she walked in on us... that's when I realized wtf I was doing and, well, we didn't hook up much longer. I felt really bad too.

Oh man, you got busted with a fatty by a girl you were hooking up with. You have my sympathy on that one.

Yeah it was terrible, I got shit from a lot of people for awhile after that one. Needless to say though, that night when everyone passed out, it was me and 3 other people still awake. We flipped the entire house. I mean everything, couches, dishes, TVs, microwave, pictures, everything upside down. Well, this fatty was sleeping on a couch so we couldnt flip it. Instead we pilled ALL the couch cushions and a ton of other stuff on top of her. We stacked it to the ceiling.

It was hilarious the next morning when she woke up and couldnt move cuz there was so much weight on top of her.

:rofl:

Thats a classic.

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

[Re: blewmeanie]
#11095052 - 09/20/09 02:17 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I would hit that sober. You wimp. Give me her number.

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feifen

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

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#11095054 - 09/20/09 02:18 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I remember we were at a douches party when I was 17 and he passed out so everyone decided to move all of his (parents I am assuming) shit out of the house

Needless to say he had a flat screen tv, 3 couches, 4 rocking chairs and a dresser outside his house.

I don't know what happened to him but it was total luls

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Re: I've gotta stop drinking

[Re: blewmeanie]
#11095059 - 09/20/09 02:18 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

how do you do that without waking people up? that's fucking epic. i wish i could have seen the reactions of people waking up.

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