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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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excellent information, shivaswisdom :thumbup:

the facts are piling up



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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: the bizzle]
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the bizzle said:
excellent information, shivaswisdom :thumbup:

the facts are piling up



Carefully assembled evidence pointing to something much bigger than us...



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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: Papaver]
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Unicorns don't have wings, its obviously fake footage.:whatever:


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: DeathCompany]
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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: blewmeanie]
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I think your on to something. We breed cows(or some horned animals) with horses and then turn the two horns into one like in the picture and BAM





Unicorn. :cool:
















Ill probably make millions letting kids ride them at county fairs.:toast:


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: DeathCompany]
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DeathCompany said:
Unicorns don't have wings, its obviously fake footage.:whatever:



What if they are the result of advanced recombinant DNA hybridization?

Or if secret mind-control rays have been used to make them think they are unicorns?

I know I'm a little outside-the-box on this one, but there must be an explanation. This can't all just be random...


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: Papaver]
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Papaver said:
DeathCompany said:
Unicorns don't have wings, its obviously fake footage.:whatever:



What if they are the result of advanced recombinant DNA hybridization?

Or if secret mind-control rays have been used to make them think they are unicorns?

I know I'm a little outside-the-box on this one, but there must be an explanation. This can't all just be random...





If that were true it would further prove my hypothesis on breeding cows and horses followed by genetic engineering turning 2 horns into 1.









Very interesting... :strokebeard:


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: Papaver]
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perhaps they wiped out all of the unicorns except for those they took as slaves...

(love slaves, in some cases, to make these...




and then one day when we need unicorns the most... they will present their impostors either as items for profit, or idols for worship, when it is really still actually just them (the reptilians)


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: the bizzle]
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They seem to have adapted to our cell phone technology.


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: DeathCompany]
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DeathCompany said:
They seem to have adapted to our cell phone technology.



:ilold: lmao...I didn't notice that...or his huge golden rod either for that matter, until i looked at the phone...ha that chick on the right sure did, though


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: DeathCompany]
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Breaking News: Military keeps herd of unicorns, carefully disguised as mythical white-deer, locked-up on decommissioned army base in upstate New York, but their existence is threatened by a possible shopping mall development. Film at eleven...



Seriously, you can't make stuff like this up...


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: Papaver]
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dude, no wai... the army controls that place until 2012... I never even considered that unicorns would be involved


I've got a theory that perhaps those genetically modified neo-corns became too wise and regained too much of their hidden magic for the army to control, and so now secretly the neo-corns have won a revolt there and are in control of the base, and the mall thing is just a front for the reptilians to destroy the rebel neo-corns

apparently the shit is going down 2012


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: the bizzle]
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the bizzle said:
apparently the shit is going down 2012



Dude, it's all going down in 2012!


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: Papaver]
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yeah, but...U3: Resurrection? I had no idea



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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: the bizzle]
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more proof that reptilians have motive for exterminating unicorns





by the way...

if you see one of these, it's not a real unicorn, it's an impostor. Not even a hybrid, just an impostor


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: the bizzle]
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:shocked:

and why haven't we discovered any unicorn fossils? because they don't want you to know that unicorns were/are real.

OPEN YOUR MIND.


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: the bizzle]
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this is a real unicorn



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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: I AM SWIM]
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Nigga, here we fo real, srsly.


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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: Fisherman]
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Re: Unicorns...extinct? [Re: Fisherman]
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Fisherman said:


Nigga, here we fo real, srsly.





yes, i know about the robocorns, but that is an old archaic prototype. The newest robocorns are so well manufactured that you can hardly tell the difference between them and the real unicorns. Any remaining real unicorns are bound to be genetically modified and not accurately depict what we all know as a unicorn. DO NOT BE FOOLED. The easiest giveaways are their blank reptilian stares and their masonic handshakes. Also, if they speak of a new world order, of federalizing anything, or say things like "BRRRRR, reptiles aaR Dee Bessst"...that is not a real unicorn.


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