1. You must have a lot of hateful followers. The more you are hated, the moar you are liked. 3. You have to post something daily to remind people how hardcore you are. i.e. Amount of drugs taken, amount drank last night, number of DSHSB's you have. 4. Always, always refer to other posters as niggers, faggots, or nigger faggots. 5. If a poster posts something that immediatley trumps your previously posted thread, respond immediatley with "fuck off back to the pub". 6. Get on the good side of the losers that post constantly (FondaCox, GTFO, Dobie, Hankey) 7. Participate in at least one ratings rape per week. 8. Post non-sense, off topic posts that merely act as a segway for other OTD'ers to jump in and post something seemingly even more off topic. i.e. "Just made some firecrackers!Woot!" "about to go back to bed now". 9.Gang up on newbies and threaten to put them on ignore. 10. Last but not least, ensure posts are distasteful, racist, ignorant, flaming, contain scat, and disgrace women and homo-sexuals. The more of this criteria you can meat within each post, the better.
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