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What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people?
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The title's pretty much self-explanatory. But just post your favorite haze/trick/whatever that you've ever played. (If they're awesome enough maybe I'll steal your ideas :grin:).


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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You've just blown your cover. :sorry:


You had me going for awhile there.

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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: Adden]
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told a girl i gave her herpes and that i wuz sorry (but rly i didnt have any STDz and she freaked out 4 no reason)

I think Kenny Powers did pretty good when he walks up to the lunch table and is like "I just saw 2 boys raping a girl...... just kidding, how y'all doing?"


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: learningtofly]
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All right, y'all will like this one.


When I was probably 16, my parents used to go out a lot with another couple, and all of the kids would hang out at either our house or theirs. This particular time we were at our house. There was seven of us. Me and my sisters Jan (14), Kim (12) and Mari (7) and our friends Terri (16), Erin (14) and Cris (12) (I was the only guy)

It was late Oct, getting close to Halloween.
Our house was supposed to be haunted with the ghost of the guy that built the house. He died building the storm cellar. We had to finish it when my father bought it.

The oldest kids (me Terri, Jan and Cris) decided to have a seance to call up the ghost of Old Man Hale. They were going to set up a table in the corner of he cellar, with a big table cloth over it, a Ouija board and a candle. The plan was for me to act like I wasn't interested in all of this and I was going to my room.

Actually I was to slip out my window and get under the table and hide, while Terri, Jan and Cris talked the younger kids into attending the seance.

They were going to pull the ladder down into the cellar with us, but the kids balked at that idea so they left the ladder in place.

So the seance starts, and as they start asking questions, I start a low moan.
The cellar has great acoustics and you couldn't tell where the sound was coming from.
This FREAKED the kids out and they wanted to stop.
Terri was good and was able to keep them in the cellar.

They asked for a sign, asked to have the table move
so I lifted the table ever so slowly and turned it 90% and sat it back down
The hoots and hollars were epic, and Terri was able to keep them down there for more.
The started asking more questions and I would shake the table or make some sound.

Then they asked if this was Old Man Hale to give a sign
so I slammed the table up real hard and grabbed a couple of legs and yelled

GET OUTTA MY CELLAR !!!

The screams were LOUD and high pitched
The poor kids were climbing over each other trying to climb the ladder out of the cellar.

One girl got so scared that she actually shit her pants before she could get to the bathroom

:lmafo:


Good times :grin:


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Don't be bogged down by your past
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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: niteowl]
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My mom is the type that needs a whole pot of coffee in the morning to even start to function right. So one day she pissed me off, I wake up super early, and you know these things on the kitchen sink?
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Well I faced it towards the front, and tightly wrapped a rubber band around it, holding the lever down. go back to my room, which has a perfect view from 90 degree's left of the situation, leave the door cracked, and smoke bowls while I wait for about 40 minutes.

The cunt wakes up, lights a cigarette, grabs the coffee put on the way to the sink, gets there, turns the shit on and...

hahahaha. man, she broke the fucking coffee pot by dropping it into the sink, and fell to the floor screaming what the fuck at the top of her lungs.

it was great.

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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: Corrie]
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not the bestest trick evar but...

I had an ex that used to bitch if I left the toilet seat up or left the
lid down, I attributed it to her spoiled brat, lazy ways, one night I
was pretty high and decide I'd put a stop to it, I covered the bowl in
saran wrap, like clockwork every night she'd get up at about 2am to go
pee, she never turned on the light so she wouldnt wake me up and kept a
little night light in the bathroom, anyway I left the seat down, she
plopped her ass down and started pissing, the pee ran off the saran wrap
and all over her pajama pants, she pulled them up and noticed the cold,
wet butt, she immediately stripped them off, ran into the bedroom and
started beating me with them

it was pretty funny until then, she gave me teh payback a few days later
when she buttered the floor, I got up to go shower in my semiconscious
state and discovered that I can do a split


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: niteowl]
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niteowl said:
All right, y'all will like this one.


When I was probably 16, my parents used to go out a lot with another couple, and all of the kids would hang out at either our house or theirs. This particular time we were at our house. There was seven of us. Me and my sisters Jan (14), Kim (12) and Mari (7) and our friends Terri (16), Erin (14) and Cris (12) (I was the only guy)

It was late Oct, getting close to Halloween.
Our house was supposed to be haunted with the ghost of the guy that built the house. He died building the storm cellar. We had to finish it when my father bought it.

The oldest kids (me Terri, Jan and Cris) decided to have a seance to call up the ghost of Old Man Hale. They were going to set up a table in the corner of he cellar, with a big table cloth over it, a Ouija board and a candle. The plan was for me to act like I wasn't interested in all of this and I was going to my room.

Actually I was to slip out my window and get under the table and hide, while Terri, Jan and Cris talked the younger kids into attending the seance.

They were going to pull the ladder down into the cellar with us, but the kids balked at that idea so they left the ladder in place.

So the seance starts, and as they start asking questions, I start a low moan.
The cellar has great acoustics and you couldn't tell where the sound was coming from.
This FREAKED the kids out and they wanted to stop.
Terri was good and was able to keep them in the cellar.

They asked for a sign, asked to have the table move
so I lifted the table ever so slowly and turned it 90% and sat it back down
The hoots and hollars were epic, and Terri was able to keep them down there for more.
The started asking more questions and I would shake the table or make some sound.

Then they asked if this was Old Man Hale to give a sign
so I slammed the table up real hard and grabbed a couple of legs and yelled

GET OUTTA MY CELLAR !!!

The screams were LOUD and high pitched
The poor kids were climbing over each other trying to climb the ladder out of the cellar.

One girl got so scared that she actually shit her pants before she could get to the bathroom

:lmafo:


Good times :grin:



hahahahah


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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends by Penn and Teller.

This is a really neat book I think... I used to have the video and it would have parts you could pause, then play without a friend knowing to do some amazing shit.

It's almost like recording Jeopardy, memorizing the answers, and then playing it right as a friend walks in and nailing every answer. :yesnod:  By the 20th correct answer, people start saying wtf?

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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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Haha, good question.

I've done many pranks on friends, from the classic 'hide behind a corner and yell "BOO!"' to the more modern saran wrap over the bowl and balloons in the room, etc.

By far, however, my best ever prank can be seen below.  It requires no introduction on my part.  The video speaks for itself  :firecum:



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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: Tri High]
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embedding disabled :grrr:


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: Corrie]
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When I was in high school, I noticed the cheerleaders would bring in baked goods for the football players on game days. Knowing how most teenagers are greedy fucks, I hypothesized that if I were to bring in brownies, everyone would be hitting me up for some, regardless if they've ever spoken to me before for any other reason.

So, I set to work making a batch of brownies loaded with extra salty, sauteed ground beef. I brought them to school and predictably got requests from my "peers." Some of them spit it out in disgust after the first bite, others chewed through in agony (I could see it in their faces) trying to figure out why the brownie was so unpleasant, and still others ate the whole thing just trying to be polite.

And so the tale of the meat brownies became legendary.


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: NickSoapdish]
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:ilold:


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: niteowl]
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lol great story


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: Corrie]
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My ex girlfriend was being a complete utter bitch and would stalk me/blow my phone up day and night so i got fed up with it and called her crying.
Saying that she might want to go get checked because I've got aids. She broke down on the phone and i just kept saying i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry.
Hung up with her, haven't talked with her since :thumbup:


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: Corrie]
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One time I owed my roommate a pack of smokes.
I went to the corner store to get them and came back with Virginia Slims.


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: HappyTrippin]
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:awesome:


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
not the bestest trick evar but...

I had an ex that used to bitch if I left the toilet seat up or left the
lid down, I attributed it to her spoiled brat, lazy ways, one night I
was pretty high and decide I'd put a stop to it, I covered the bowl in
saran wrap, like clockwork every night she'd get up at about 2am to go
pee, she never turned on the light so she wouldnt wake me up and kept a
little night light in the bathroom, anyway I left the seat down, she
plopped her ass down and started pissing, the pee ran off the saran wrap
and all over her pajama pants, she pulled them up and noticed the cold,
wet butt, she immediately stripped them off, ran into the bedroom and
started beating me with them

it was pretty funny until then, she gave me teh payback a few days later
when she buttered the floor, I got up to go shower in my semiconscious
state and discovered that I can do a split



^
was about to post that one :laugh:


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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: niteowl]
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one april fools day eve me and my buddy were up really late super fucked up and trying to think of pranks for his roommates, we ended up filling the shower with balloons . . which wasnt that funny when we werent super high and drunk, but we also scooped the water out of the toilet, poured tons o vinegar in and put a balloon full of baking soda, blown up, in there, then left a knife on the top of the closed lid.  when his roommate woke up and went in he popped it as planned and then it foamed everywhere, so at least that one was a success

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Re: What's the best trick you've ever played on a person/people? [Re: niteowl]
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niteowl's and prisoner#1's=win


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