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The Shitomatic
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Wouldn't it be badass if they invented a vacuum that you just put on your ass and it sucks all the shit out of you in a second?
Would that invention be badass?
You may choose only one


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: MilkdudTitties]
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nope,I like to poop


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
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But for times when you don't have time, it would be cool.


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: Doc_T]
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If you don't have time to poop you don't have time to suck shit from your ass.

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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
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:dudewtf:

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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: Gumby]
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man hell yeah just get everything out all at once

you'd feel pretty damn good if it really cleaned you out

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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: MilkdudTitties]
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I'd be happy if they would do away with dry toilet paper and make baby wipes/wet ones mandatory.  Butt hair is hard to get clean with dry toilet paper.  Anybody ever just wipe and wipe and wipe and...........then you finally say, "ah fuck it that's good enough."

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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: Gumby]
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I hate to imagine the truly unfortunate accident a device like that could cause.

Go and try to suck a turd and end up loosing your dick.


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: Mchaggis]
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they have something like that already.. you can pay for it or if you had surgery and are on too many pain pills and cant shit cause of pain and what not, they will suck it outta in the hospital :smile:

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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: Graveflower]
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I would never leave my house.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: norml840]
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norml840 said:
I'd be happy if they would do away with dry toilet paper and make baby wipes/wet ones mandatory.  Butt hair is hard to get clean with dry toilet paper.  Anybody ever just wipe and wipe and wipe and...........then you finally say, "ah fuck it that's good enough."


Oh yeah,

I tried shaving my ass once to combat this, biggest mistake of my life.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: pfxtc]
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Also, imagine cleaning this gizmo. Nasty.


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: pfxtc]
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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: MilkdudTitties]
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Isn't that basically what a colonic is?


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: blewmeanie]
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dont you get that when your like 50?


its like a wright of passage


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: legallyhomeless]
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No that's a colonoscopy I believe, where they stick a finger in your ass and check your rectum, son. He's talking about the machine that cleans out your anus!!!!


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: Graveflower]
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Graveflower said:
they have something like that already.. you can pay for it or if you had surgery and are on too many pain pills and cant shit cause of pain and what not, they will suck it outta in the hospital :smile:


must be fun being a nurse aka the doctors bitch.


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: UnholyChild666]
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you know there was totally some little girl that got her intestines sucked out by the filter on the bottom of a pool.

think about that, and suction on your ass hoe.


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: MilkdudTitties]
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MilkdudTitties said:
Wouldn't it be badass if they invented a vacuum that you just put on your ass and it sucks all the shit out of you in a second?


OP is one constipated motherfucker.....


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Re: The Shitomatic [Re: chemicalequation]
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chemicalequation said:
you know there was totally some little girl that got her intestines sucked out by the filter on the bottom of a pool.

think about that, and suction on your ass hoe.


I wonder how often that has happened


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