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So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow
    #5715137 - 06/05/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm not particularly enthralled with the idea of having something stuck up my ass and/or down my throat, but my stomach has been fucked up on and off for over a year now and I'm tired of it. It sucks not shitting solid for over 2 weeks at a time even after taking fiber and trying to eat healthy. In preperation for the procedure tomorrow, I'm not able to eat anything solid today...so I guess it was a bad idea to wake and bake this morning. I'm eating chicken broth and jello to curve my hunger pains. I've got to take some laxatives in 15 minutes and I'm defintely not looking forward to that. I'm going to be shitting my brains out until tonight.  :thumbdown:

This sucks.


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5715161 - 06/05/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

For a second there i thought it said Colostomy, as in poop bag. Glad it wasn't that man!


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5715183 - 06/05/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well I did have to shit in a cup, scoop it out, and put it in some vials so they could test it for abnormalities. That was pretty weird.


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5715214 - 06/05/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

They put you out for it so you don't remember a damn thing. I had to have a colonoscopy done a couple years ago. It only hurt a bit for like a day afterwards. There's really no need for pain meds however you may be able to score some anyhow if you play it out right. :grin:


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5715232 - 06/05/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

When you turn 40 you are supposed to get yearly prostrate exams. Fun!


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5715235 - 06/05/06 02:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

holy shit I just made a cup of the laxative mixed with sprite and it is fucking disgusting. I don't think I can drink this without vomiting...

Hmmm...I should try to get some loratabs somehow. :grin:


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5715242 - 06/05/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Oh you go tomorrow? Christ I forgot about the night before. :eek: You're going to be unloading all night man. I feel sorry for you.


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5715259 - 06/05/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks for the warning I feel better now. :lol:

Holy shit I can feel it coming... I had to eat some pill 20 minutes ago. This shit works fast.


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5715295 - 06/05/06 02:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I had a gastroscopy (camera down my throat into my stomach and from there into the upper colon) without any anesthetic whatsoever!  :eek:

Not very nice!  :crazy:

Make sure they knock you out first!!!  :thumbup:


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5715399 - 06/05/06 03:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah the paper says i'm going to be put to sleep while they go down my throat and up my ass.

I just hope they use two seperate tools... and if not, they better go down my throat first. :grin:


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5715452 - 06/05/06 03:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

VoidOfsPg said:
Yeah the paper says i'm going to be put to sleep while they go down my throat and up my ass.




You'll be just fine then, don't worry about it!  :thumbup:

I wouldn't wish what I went through on my worst enemy though...  :crazy:


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5715485 - 06/05/06 03:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I can't believe they didn't give you anything! Was it hard to breathe?


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5715500 - 06/05/06 03:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I was choking on my own saliva and vomit for about 5 minutes...  :frown:


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5715511 - 06/05/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

damn man, that must have been terrible.


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5715536 - 06/05/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I'm not having one of those again lol


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5715766 - 06/05/06 04:32 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

i woke up in the morning after shitting shit till the shit was no more, then shitting more. i was really weak and dehydrated and i layed on the bathroom floor the morning of the operation and was twitching and shit. i dunno what the laxative is but it sux. have a safe operation


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: sleepy]
    #5716118 - 06/05/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Voisdofspg, they use the same tool for both holes. And they do not lube the tube first for the ass with saliva, if you know what I mean.LOL!


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #5716365 - 06/05/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

This is the longest period of time I've gone without eating anything. I'm finally to the point where I don't have anymore hunger pains and I'm seemingly starting to feel more awake. I was feeling drained and lethargic all day long.

I've got to take the 2nd dose of laxatives at 2100 (20 mins) and I'm definitely not looking forward to that again. :rolleyes:

I'm thinking about lighting up after a few rounds in the bathroom...do you think that'd be a bad idea since it would make me hungry?


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5716427 - 06/05/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I feel ya man. I've had a colonoscopy done 3 times in my life (and I'm 21!). I've always had crazy stomach problems.

Like matt said, you'll be unloading all night. If you hadn't already taken the laxatives, I would tell you to go to the store and get some of those premoistened wipe things, because you're going to be pretty raw by the time it's over.

The procedure has varried for me. I've never had issues before, until this last time; about 3 months ago. I've only ever had the colonoscopy done, but this time they did the endoscopy too. That was the part that was bad. For the doctor at least.

The anestesia wasn't strong enough to knock me out (I'm 6'6" and weigh 245). They tried sticking the camera down my throat and apparently I started cussing them out and thrashing around and kicked shit over because the anstesia WAS enough to make me loose all my inhibitions.

They gave me twice what they thought I needed by the time it was over and everything else went smoothly, or so I was told :wink:

When I woke up my throat was sore, probably from fighting them and pulling the scope out of my throat a few times. Just mild discomfort in the bowel area. You'll be all crazy drugged feeling and you'll fart like it's your job when you wake up, because they fill you up with air.

Let us know how it goes. I know exactly what you're doing, and it's not too much fun. What matters is that they figure out the problem. Lets hope they tell you more than "You have IBS, eat more fiber."

Edit: Don't smoke! You might eat. If you do, it will ruin the results and you might have to do this shit over again. Just tough it out.


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Re: So I'm having a colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow [Re: Gumby]
    #5719533 - 06/06/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well I'm finally back to normal now. I had it done at 12 o'clock this afternoon. I love the feeling right before passing out when they sedate me. They said my colon is perfectly fine, but I have a hiatal hernia.

Everything was fine except for afterwards when I remembered I was pumped full of air. I felt like I had to burp and fart but nothing would come out. I wanted to fucking die or just explode or something. But after a while of laying down, sitting up, and standing up, most of the air has come out. I just lit up a bowl and I'm feeling pretty damn good now. :thumbup:


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