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My balls hit the toilet water
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No joke, if my sack is relaxed enough, my balls sometimes hit the toilet water. I have a big penis, but honestly have no idea why my sack is this big. It's kinda gross when I don't think it's going to touch the water when it does. Sometimes it touches after I shit or pee, and it has touched public  restroom toilet water before. So sometimes Ill be sitting on the pot and I'll have to hold up my sack the entire time. Anyone else with a freakishly large sack?

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #1]
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pics or it never happened.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Stop pulling on it.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
pics or it never happened.


You're pretty gay this way. :lol:

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #4]
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you're obviously uncomfortable with your sexuality. i want to see this giant pair of balls that hang into toilet water.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #2]
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my nuts are pretty fucking huge

but they dont hit the water

once again

another gay anon cockmeasure/ballsize thread

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #5]
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my balls dont even pass the toilet seat

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I guess I would consider picks. Is that OK to post them on the forum?

I'll have to wait for a time when they're hanging really low, and then remember to snap a pick. Not sure if I'll do this or not, but I'll consider it given the feedback we get from this idea and if it's OK for the forum.

AND I don't know if my nuts are huge, but my sack sure is.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #1]
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U must be usin one dem travel trailor tawluts. Or one dem ueropean water savin gigs.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
No joke, if my sack is relaxed enough, my balls sometimes hit the toilet water. I have a big penis, but honestly have no idea why my sack is this big. It's kinda gross when I don't think it's going to touch the water when it does. Sometimes it touches after I shit or pee, and it has touched public  restroom toilet water before. So sometimes Ill be sitting on the pot and I'll have to hold up my sack the entire time. Anyone else with a freakishly large sack?



I know you probably talk about your "large dick" all the time to make yourself feel better about what you think about every night you go to sleep and the lights go off, but it doesn't fool anyone here.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The solution is to keep a bucket of ice water in the bathroom and dunk your sack before sitting down on the john. Or you could spray your balls with Scotchgard and the toilet water would bead right off. Geez doesn't anybody think anymore?

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #8]
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#1 i empathize, i too suffer from gigantic man sack disorder and have felt the uncomfortable feeling of dangling precious skin into the murky, tepid pools of filth.

when i mow my lawn and take a shower afterwards i sometimes wonder if my nuts will make it over the lip of the tub.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I am actually considering getting surgery on it someday...because I'm young, and when I'm older it is only going to droop down further. I'm guessing this will be a pretty easy procedure, and won't affect my manhood at all.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You are probably incredibly fertile if they hang that low.

Mine have touched the water in some public bathrooms before but that's because the toilets suck. My sack isn't gigantic, but man you've got a hell of a ballbag if it happens in every toilet.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What the hell.  There is at least 6 inches of space from seat-top to water level.  You have got quite the sack, sir.

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #11]
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I only have one nut, be thankful for your big sack

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #12]
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obviously you're gay

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #13]
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do you ever poo on your bag?

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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
obviously you're gay


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Re: My balls hit the toilet water [Re: Anonymous #15]
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:picdidnthappen:

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