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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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The logenst I went was 17 years (if that really counts). Other then that its been about 2 weeks or some shit like that.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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My wife wouldn't have sex with me for 8 months from the day we tied the knot. It took me 5 months to finally go insaine, but some chick at work felt sorry for me and jumped me in a closet at a work party. that rocked, and to this day i don't feel bad about it in the least. I wouldn't do it again, but it was the greatest lol.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #30]
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Anonymous said:
The logenst I went was 17 years (if that really counts). Other then that its been about 2 weeks or some shit like that.



This post deserves a  :rolleyes:

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I went almost a year without sex after quiting opiates, since then though I've been getting laid pretty consistently.  I do bang hookers though, but I never pay for it.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #32]
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42 years now... with masturbation only 3 times

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #33]
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Anonymous said:
42 years now... with masturbation only 3 times



Wow you must be 92 or something. losngest i went was 15 years, thats when i lost the v-card, and longest since then is 2 months

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #34]
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No not 92, im 69.
I have 3 kids and as of 3 weeks ago im now a great grandfather

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #33]
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Anonymous said:
No not 92, im 69.
I have 3 kids and as of 3 weeks ago im now a great grandfather



:stonedjerk:

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #35]
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Anonymous said:
:stonedjerk:



:imwithstupid:

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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To the person married and not getting any for 3 years, make her go see Sex and the City and she will get the picture. To the person who lost it at fifteen and hasn't gotten any for ten years now, please go see a therapist, and if you already are then consider changing until you find one that works.

Wow, I thought I was bad, I have gone a few months several times before, but recently it is coming up to one year next month, blows. Funny things is I have had several girls I have hung out with and been talking to but still nothing seems to have worked yet. Oh well, I used to get it 4 times a day and did exactly like I saw in hardcore porn with screaming and some s&m stuff, so I think I need to get back on that track somehow *whistles my way over to red lights*

fucked up also because I was just thinking about it like I do sometimes, lol

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #35]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
No not 92, im 69.
I have 3 kids and as of 3 weeks ago im now a great grandfather



:stonedjerk:



does that seem hard to believe to you?

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #29]
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yeah there is def. something up with that homie.  Have you talked to her about this,  even a "hey bitch why wont you put out anymore? how bout a hummer or something?" would shed some light.  especially being young and married theres no excuse to not get it atleast a few times a month. so you stopped getting laid with your wife when you were 25.  The next 40 years are gonna suck if you stay with this bitch.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #37]
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www.craigslist.com
Go down to casual encounters, if you don't get any bites there go over to Erotic.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #32]
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Longest Ive gone is 5 mins... wait your hand counts right?

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #38]
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After the first time the longest was a few months.  Most recent was this morning and it was glorious.

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