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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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1.5 years...

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Thinking of this is really boggling my mind because I cant remember shit about the last six months.

lol, I just looked through a bunch of old txt messages and it looks like the last time I got laid was in the area of April 20, judging by the conversation I was having, and intermittent memories.  So about three months ago.

What boggles me, (and I haven’t stepped back and tried to remember any of this until I read this post.)  But I have no recollection of where I was or even who I was with on key dates.  Like New Years, 4:20, Memorial day, and I barley remember july 4.

Everything people say about Xanax affecting your memory is apparently true. :grin:

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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still believe

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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A couple minutes ago. I just got done smoking my after sex cig. Life is good.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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About ten years for me. :sad:

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
I went 17 years once.



So pretty much you were 17 years old when you lost it? lol



You're a sharp one

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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9 months....about 5 of those months I had a shattered femur and broken neck so thats not as bad but.... i'm craving that pussy but not meeting any :sad:

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
I am married and so far haven't gotten any since over 3 years!



How exactly has this happened???



You mean " How hasn't this happened"  My answer I don't know.  I swear I am a good Hubby!  I am 28 and seriously thinking about kicking the B1tch to the curve.  Yes? No?

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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what are you kidding?

Yes kick that bitch out if I was married at 28 and hadnt gotten any in 3 months she would be packing.

Why would you even want her around if she isnt putting out that is a huge insult if it's between husband and wife.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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ive been married for 6 yrs and if the sex stopped the relationship would stop. But i only get it about twice a month.

Any kids involved? Thats the only reason i could see that it would have gone this long.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Stop making posts like this,
its just reminding us how much we want sex
dam u

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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REALLY? thought my twice a month was kinda shitty.... i would like it everyday.

went two years once time just me and my hand.ahhhhh the memories we shared...

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
I went 17 years once.



I went 18 years once. But after that... no more than 6 months. Those 6 months sucked.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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well ill be 21 in september. so almost 21 years.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #24]
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Anonymous said:
well ill be 21 in september. so almost 21 years.



how can your penis live with you? I'd of packed up my balls and left by now if I was him

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Shes gotta be cheating on you man, unless you are a senior citizen there's no logical reason a couple should go that long without sex.



What if you lost your sex organ in some freakish accident ?

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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i just finished.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #26]
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i'm having sex while posting right now.

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
well ill be 21 in september. so almost 21 years.



how can your penis live with you? I'd of packed up my balls and left by now if I was him



:hehehe:

:volcano:

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Re: Longest gone without SEX? [Re: Anonymous #28]
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If your partner isn't getting it from you, they are getting it somewhere else! Especially after 3 years. :shocked:

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