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Do you use lube for sex?
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I have sex a few times a day and I'm thinking I might need lube for assistance but I originally thought lube was for gay and old people is that the case?

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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well, lubricated condoms.

i bought some lube my senior year in high school and brought it with me to this girls house. we were going to drink some whiskey and watch a movie, and you know what i was thinking. i'm not gonna get into all the details, but it ended with me taking her virginity in both holes and having her mom walk in on us. her mom flipped a shit and demanded that i give her the treatment as well, and even as tired as i was, i felt like i couldn't turn her down. we went for so long though that she became dehydrated and couldn't use her spit as lubricant anymore, so i was really glad i had that lube.

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I eat my girl until shes dripping all over the place.

But, shes 19...I don't think shes gonna have a problem with being dried up.

That said, I use it for anal. And just for fun sometimes.

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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lube is good for quickies in restaraunt bathrooms, movie theaters, other people's closets, etc. When there's only time to pop it in and pump one out real quick.
Otherwise, eating it for a minute is all you need to do. If  you're banging a broad that has had a historectomy, then yes, you need lube.

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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OMG THIS REMINDS ME OF A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED JUST THE OTHER NIGHT.

So its me pookie,the self-admitted nympho, and the other night after fucking my ex like three times, i went to fuck her again and noticed she had dried up.

She asked me if i had any lube, so instinctively i looked up at the bottle of lube on my bedstand and appropriately replied "No, ill be gentle tho".

So first just the head gets in and shes like OW!! then alil bit more got in and she was like AH!!, (the look of pain on her underaged face was beautiful, like a piece of art) A few more thrusts and she was as wet as a bunch of lil girls at a Jonas Brothers concert.

So in closing, No i dont use lube for sex. I have before, but i prefer to let nature just take its course. In the most painful, socially unacceptable way possible:awesome:

-pookie

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Everyone should rape pookies rating for fucking underage girls who obviously aren't interested.


The fact she was dry means you wern't turning her on.  And the fact she is underage means you probably are too......and you have some pent up aggression to cause ain to a minor.


http://www.shroomery.org/forums/newrating.php?id=194791



RAPE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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lol

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
I eat my girl until shes dripping all over the place.

But, shes 19...I don't think shes gonna have a problem with being dried up.

That said, I use it for anal. And just for fun sometimes.


Same, when my girl was 19 she was always good to go. Birth control kinda fucked it up and we had to start using it more when she was 20, but then I broke up with her and I'm a free man now.
Moral of the story? Lube is fine.  If you need it, use it. Just have some on hand and don't fuck up the moment.

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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From a female perspective, if the girl is dripping wet, don't use lube- it is just messy and gross at that point.  But that is not usually the case.

IF the girl is usually dry, then yes, use lube. 

If you try and fuck her without getting her at all excited, then you're a fucking retard.  And yes, she'll be dry at first, ass hole.
Instead, get her excited before trying to stick your dick in her, and you won't need lube.

If you fuck multiple times a day, then chances are you will need lube sometimes.  Use it, the woman will appreciate it and be a lot more willing to have more sex (since she won't be in pain).

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Only for hardcore anal sessions... with your mother.

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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This is all I can fucking think of:




"Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy, I never would have been able to handle  your 4 inch dick in my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube"

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Does spit count as lube? Hehe!

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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always lick it before you stick it!~

:rimshot:

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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astroglide is the good lube fuck ky, and the last two gf i have had we have used it, if you are having sex a lot you might as well.

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
If you try and fuck her without getting her at all excited, then you're a fucking retard.  And yes, she'll be dry at first, ass hole.
Instead, get her excited before trying to stick your dick in her, and you won't need lube.



True, but sometimes she just needs a good fucking RIGHT NOW. There is no time for her to 'get excited'.

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Mouth -->  Snatch  -->  Ass  (If her snizzle doesn't want to play ball, make her mouth pick up the slack, then punish her ass)

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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SPIT!!! Great lube and its free, like im gona pay all that money some fake ass fun grease. :drysmash:

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Everyone should rape pookies rating for fucking underage girls who obviously aren't interested.


The fact she was dry means you wern't turning her on.  And the fact she is underage means you probably are too......and you have some pent up aggression to cause ain to a minor.


http://www.shroomery.org/forums/newrating.php?id=194791



RAPE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



nah dude trust me its not like that;she was wet like the first three times i fucked her that night she just got wore out. But im sure you and your tiny penis have never had such an experience

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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My girlfriend and I use it sometimes.  We don't need it, but often my girlfriend wants to fuck before she's wet enough.

It's also good to keep from irritating the labia.

Astroglide is awesome though.

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Re: Do you use lube for sex? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #8 said:
True, but sometimes she just needs a good fucking RIGHT NOW. There is no time for her to 'get excited'.


Anonymous #15 said:
My girlfriend and I use it sometimes.  We don't need it, but often my girlfriend wants to fuck before she's wet enough.


Case and point.

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