CptnGarden said:

so if my place gets searched, any ideas of funny things to have in here?
should I organize my beer bottles into a pentagram in the middle of the floor and put a stack of candles near it? maybe some printouts on the proper way to sacrifice a goat or chicken?

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Take a shit in every room!

CptnGarden said:

I think she is seriously calling the cops, shes just like her mother, she got her mother involved in this whole thing, and wether or not she will her mom loves to do this type of shit and has been threatening me over the phone

I have a piece of paper in front of me with her signature stating that she owes us 3000$ for a loan for repairs on her car, we told her we would let it go if she just payed me my half of our savings, she has like 400$ of mine but only admits to it being 150$, she told me to fuck off and her mom threatened me with court so I'm pulling out the original paperwork.

3000$ is gonna sting alot worse than 150$

I could have registered her dog under my name and taken it, or sold like 1/2 her shit including her 300$ bike I gave her, but im not that dicked.
Stealing money from me though and telling me to fuck off after she was unfaithful to me and I kicked her out?

I'm too much like my mom in that I wont start shit but if someone starts something ima fuckin finish it, this is ridiculous, this bitch is going down.

/rant

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Poid said:

edit: I thought she was a Shroomerite, NVM.

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