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Science, god, dinosaurs?
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Science will tell you that millions of years ago earth was inhabited by a race of giant, intelligent reptiles called "Dinosaurs".

God on the other hand will tell you that dinosaurs never actually existed and that earth was built especially for humans.

Who is right? Are both sides crazy?

Now, I'm not a "scientist" or an "archaeologist" or even particularly educated on the subject, but i do have my theories on what actually happened.

Yes god made earth especially for humans. But he also populated the earth with dinosaurs! Why would he do this? Did he hate humans and create dinosaurs simply as a means to kill them? Maybe. Or maybe humans and dinosaurs were friends? Maybe we had a co operative relationship of sorts?

You see humans didn't have tanks and jets back then, so what did they use instead? Dinosaurs! Instead of flying in a jet, you fly on top of a terradactor! Heres an artists depiction of what it was actually like:


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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: DimensionX]
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It all...
It all makes sense now, this is so clear!


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GetBakedOrDieTry said: i know for a fact that u can buy marijuana seeds online that aren't "live" yet... Does this apply to shroom seeds as well?
Wortiesbo said: lol shroom seeds? i bet you think cheerios are doughnut seeds...

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: DarkCubensis]
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I was a DinoRider in a previous life.
My priest told me so.


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:musicnote:Music doesn't stop at the ears when it begins at the heart.:musicnote:


:psychsplit:"Sit in reverie and watch the changing color of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind."
            -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:psychsplit:

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: boxcarguy07]
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that shits the bomb yo


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ok.

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: stimpson]
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I remember seeing that photo in a children's book when I was younger.

R.I.P. Dinosaurs. 4004 B.C.-4000 B.C.

"You will be misconstrued"


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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: boxcarguy07]
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Boxcarguy07?

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: thebrain]
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thebrain said:
I remember seeing that photo in a children's book when I was younger.

R.I.P. Dinosaurs. 4004 B.C.-4000 B.C.

"You will be misconstrued"


:rofl:


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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: thebrain]
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I had an X-tian tell me that Satan put the dinosaur fossils in the ground to confuse us. I didn't buy it.


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1) Cars can hurt you.
2) You cannot fly.
3) It's never a good time to die.
4) Taking your clothes off will draw attention.
5) Keep your mouth shut at all times while in public.
6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that are there.
7) Don't forget how to breathe.
8) Only carry: a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe.
9) Nobody can tell that you are tripping until you tell them "I'm tripping".
10) No matter how fucked-up you think you are, you'll eventually come down.

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: DimensionX]
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Yes, that is actually correct.

They found this picture :


in the Dinorider book of prophecies along with text describing how he would be born again in the year 1987 and yeah, that's me.

I try not to make a big deal about it.


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:musicnote:Music doesn't stop at the ears when it begins at the heart.:musicnote:


:psychsplit:"Sit in reverie and watch the changing color of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind."
            -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:psychsplit:

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: boxcarguy07]
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Brave men like you and the dinosaurs they so proudly mounted built our society. I salute you.

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: DimensionX]
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'Nuff said?



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1) Cars can hurt you.
2) You cannot fly.
3) It's never a good time to die.
4) Taking your clothes off will draw attention.
5) Keep your mouth shut at all times while in public.
6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that are there.
7) Don't forget how to breathe.
8) Only carry: a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe.
9) Nobody can tell that you are tripping until you tell them "I'm tripping".
10) No matter how fucked-up you think you are, you'll eventually come down.

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: DimensionX]
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haha thanks for playing along :mariopeace:




now worship me :supercrankey:


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:musicnote:Music doesn't stop at the ears when it begins at the heart.:musicnote:


:psychsplit:"Sit in reverie and watch the changing color of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind."
            -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:psychsplit:

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: DimensionX]
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I'm convinced that Jesus rode a triceratops with a saddled on it. That fucker could have destroyed and had a huge dinosaur army.

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: Gumby]
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He should have summoned Little Foot to his aid when the Romans came for him.


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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: Gumby]
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:musicnote:Music doesn't stop at the ears when it begins at the heart.:musicnote:


:psychsplit:"Sit in reverie and watch the changing color of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind."
            -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:psychsplit:

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: boxcarguy07]
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God DIDN'T create the god damn earth!

We came from the nuclear fusion going on inside of stars. Everything around us came from there.

Don't look to religion for answers.


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Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!
Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!

There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





4-Methyl-Aminorex

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: DimensionX]
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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: Louiscypher]
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Louiscypher said:
'Nuff said?




I'm no expert but it does appears to be a primitive cave painting. It clearly shows the advantages of using dinosaurs in war. Those two stick figures are about to get owned by the guy riding the dinosaurs.

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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: ltd]
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We chased lady luck, 'til we finally struck Bonanza.
With a gun and a rope and a hat full of hope, planted a family tree.  We got hold of a pot of gold, Bonanza.
With a raptor and a saddle, and a range full of cattle, how rich can a fellow be?

On this land we put our brand, Jesus is the name, fortune smiled, the day we filed the Christianity claim.
Here in the West, we're livin' the best, Bonanza, if anyone fights any one of us, he's go a fight with me, Bonanza.

Cain and Abel and Adam know every rock and pine, no one works, fights, or eats, like those boys of mine.  Here we stand in the middle of a grand Bonanza.
With a spear and a rope and a hat full of hope, we planted our family tree, we got hold of a potful of gold, Bonanza.

With a houseful of friends where the rainbow ends, how rich can a fellow be?
On this land we put our brand, Jesus is the name, fortune smiled, the day we filed the Christianity claim.  Here in the west we're livin' the best Bonanza.

With the friendliest, fastest, loving man, that ever set foot in the promised land, and we're happier than them all.
That's why we call it Raptor Jesus...Raptor Jesus...Raptor Jesus...


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Re: Science, god, dinosaurs? [Re: Louiscypher]
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LOl that'd be trippie to have lived back then, like 10,000 years ago when you had to hunt for food with spears and shit.  I don't mean dinosaurs, but like a woolly mammoth

Louiscypher said:
'Nuff said?





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