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sam420
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A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy
#9522224 - 12/31/08 05:05 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
I couldn't post a pic because the book preview is in pdf format but take a look at the oysters picture, lol
fucking GROSS
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sam420
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: sam420]
#9522228 - 12/31/08 05:07 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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some of the comments are genius, eg
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After buying this book, I decided that I need way more semen than I could possibly produce myself, so I purchased some from Prairie State Semen. It's from one of their award-winning Chester pigs. His name is "Vendetta" - here's a picture of him: http://shrunklink.com/bifc (you can see why I chose him).
Anyway, they sent me enough of his semen to create a couple of the recipes in this book. I made Lime Aoili and poured it over my pork chops (it's only fitting after all). It was edible, but not as good as I had hoped. However, the Tiramisu Surprise I had for dessert was absolutely divine! So rich and creamy.
It's kind of expensive to buy sperm from a farm like this, so I'm going to look around for alternate sources. In the meantime, I've got my little tupperware container in the freezer and it's filling up. Slowly, but surely.
I highly recommend this book. The pictures are beautiful and the recipes are easy to follow.
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: sam420]
#9522234 - 12/31/08 05:12 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's fun to make...NOT fun to eat. I dunno how you gals do it but I love you for it.
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: sam420]
#9522235 - 12/31/08 05:14 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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sam420 said: So rich and creamy.
Hmm. Uhuh. Yes. Very. Well.
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: sam420]
#9522238 - 12/31/08 05:14 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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hahaha i didnt look but just the mention of oysters is enough to get the picture
oysters kumpatrick
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: sam420]
#9522390 - 12/31/08 06:44 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is it possible to laugh and vomit at the same time? Is it going to come out of my nose?
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: Konnrade]
#9522394 - 12/31/08 06:44 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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my gf would like this, she told me my seamen was delicious
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: Coaster]
#9522406 - 12/31/08 06:50 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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You could probably sell it to junkies as a cheap resort to a variety of drugs. The warning label would read: WARNING: Consumption of Coaster semen may include, but is not limited to: hallucination, sweating, dizzyness, dry mouth, jitters, elevated heart rate, cramping, diarrhea.
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: sam420]
#9522432 - 12/31/08 07:01 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anyone else notice where is said...
"Customers who bought Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes also bought: Cooking with a Serial Killer Recipes From Dorothea Puente"
Semen eaters and serial killers....
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: sam420]
#9522441 - 12/31/08 07:05 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I saw this a few months ago. Read the comments and it says some dude works in a restaurant and does it to random people.
I couldn't help but think of that last night when I was eating at Ruby Tuesdays and the dude brought out my burger, and said to my girlfriend "your sandwich will be right up". I wanted to fucking hit him...but I know its just me being paranoid.
I just can't unsee this book now.
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Re: A collection of semen-based recipes for you all to enjoy [Re: Newbie]
#9522443 - 12/31/08 07:06 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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NewbieShroomie said: You could probably sell it to junkies as a cheap resort to a variety of drugs. The warning label would read: WARNING: Consumption of Coaster semen may include, but is not limited to: hallucination, sweating, dizzyness, dry mouth, jitters, elevated heart rate, cramping, diarrhea.
lol sell it to junkies ur funny man they buy anything tho ryt
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