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I love giving anon advice
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So, what can I advise you on?

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The size of my Peniz, im afraid itz too small

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #2]
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It is, Coaster.

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Why do I have an entire family of beavers living in my rectum? :albundy:

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Learn oral well, and learn good sex technique.  Quality can make up for size, as long as you're not dating a whore.  Better yet, date a virgin, she won't know the difference.  And if dudes make fun in the locker room or something, they're faggots for looking in the first place.

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Why do I have an entire family of beavers living in my rectum? :albundy:


lol, I dunno, maybe someone "lodged" them up there?

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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ok hers the thing. i like to do a LOT of meth. now, lately ive been collecting my piss, drying it out in my tub and snorting the scraped up residue in an attempt to get high. my question is, will i eventually like the taste of the drip or should i smoke it?

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #5]
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thats fucked up man, you should try to purify it somehow.  Its not healthy to ingest piss.  I doubt there's enuf tweek in it to get high anyway, is there?  Maybe you can do an AB extraction.

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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what kind of yield can i expect from say 14 gallons of very acrid yellow pee.

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
So, what can I advise you on?


And your qualifications are?

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
what kind of yield can i expect from say 14 gallons of very acrid yellow pee.


Obviously, you're never going to get out more than you put in.  According to wikipedia, meth has a metabolic half-life of 9-15 hours, so I think a good tactic would be to only save the piss from the first few hours after you've dosed, since that will be the most concentrated.  But really, its pretty gross and a process to extract it, is it really worth it?

Anonymous #6 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
So, what can I advise you on?


And your qualifications are?


I'm an anon guy on a internet forum dedicated to drugs, duh.

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #5 said:
what kind of yield can i expect from say 14 gallons of very acrid yellow pee.


Obviously, you're never going to get out more than you put in.  According to wikipedia, meth has a metabolic half-life of 9-15 hours, so I think a good tactic would be to only save the piss from the first few hours after you've dosed, since that will be the most concentrated.  But really, its pretty gross and a process to extract it, is it really worth it?

Lets see, what drug is he talking about :rolleyes:

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Re: I love giving anon advice [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
thats fucked up man, you should try to purify it somehow.  Its not healthy to ingest piss.  I doubt there's enuf tweek in it to get high anyway, is there?  Maybe you can do an AB extraction.


I once took a drug test that was sent to a lab. When I failed it a doctor from the lab called me and asked if I had an explanation for it. I tried to pull some bullshit on him he said I had more methamphetamine in my system than he had ever seen before.

He said he was surprised that I was alive. He said I should seek immediate medical attention because I had most likely done very serious damage to my body. He said a normal person could drink that specimen of my piss and get very high.

The worst part is that it was diluted by at least half.

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