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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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I jerked off to oprah winfrey.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ima Trooper]
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now thats inappropriate


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.




Jerked [to] chicken.:grin:


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ziplok]
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Ziplok said:
One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks :frown:.  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic


What the hell is with that? Is it because there's such a concentrated form of energy that builds up?

I've had many cramps during fun times. One time I thought my abdomen burst open it hurt so much.


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: PyroBurns]
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PyroBurns said:
Ziplok said:
One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks :frown:.  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic


What the hell is with that? Is it because there's such a concentrated form of energy that builds up?

I've had many cramps during fun times. One time I thought my abdomen burst open it hurt so much.


There is this syndrom where people get horrible headaches after masturbation. I forget what its called, but Ive read about it before.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: CosmicFool]
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CosmicFool said:
teefizzle said:
i dont see why this is any less appropriate than smashing tiny asians



:rofl:
we even have more replies that that other thread


HATERS.  :kingcrankey:

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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:tunnel:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to oprah winfrey.


I just jerked off to your mom


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.




now that you mention it - I *did* fuck a thanksgiving turkey once before cooking/serving it  :smirk:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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isn't that what "stuffing the turkey" means?


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: AgingHippy]
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it does in my book  :muppet:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ziplok]
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Ziplok said:
One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks .  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic



I had that same thing happen to me when I was like 18.  I cranked it through the pain though........

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: vandago]
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You guys are going to go blind

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ziplok]
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Ziplok said:
One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks :frown:.  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic


:rofl:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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Muppet said:
MisterMuscaria said:
Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.




now that you mention it - I *did* fuck a thanksgiving turkey once before cooking/serving it  :smirk:



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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: AmericanPsycho]
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AmericanPsycho said:
Muppet said:
MisterMuscaria said:
Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.




now that you mention it - I *did* fuck a thanksgiving turkey once before cooking/serving it  :smirk:





Bam


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