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I jerked off last night!
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I got me some nice porn / a little bit of vasoline / and a fresh roll of toilet paper for clean-up




good times mang...good times  :cool:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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Oh god. Really? Just stop.


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: schizophrenic]
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i dont see why this is any less appropriate than smashing tiny asians

*how long you last muppet?


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: schizophrenic]
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asking me to stop masturbating would be like asking Richard Simmons to stop being gay  :lol:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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You'll never use your hand agian :awesome:




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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: AgingHippy]
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teefizzle said:
*how long you last muppet?


ever hear the term 'minute man'  :wink:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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I think my record so far 3.4 seconds  :muppet:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks :frown:.  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic

Edited by Ziplok (11/22/08 03:04 PM)

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ziplok]
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more like extremely sexy


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: AgingHippy]
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LOL. You guys are crazy.


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ziplok]
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Ziplok said:
One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks :frown:.  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic


I'd imagine that's even worse of a boner-killer than a girl that cries while fucking.


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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You kidding? Nothing gets me harder


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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Are you kidding me? Criers are teh best!

Slow, sad weeping is my personal fav:thumbup:


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Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ima Trooper]
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10 seconds----the time between "original" and "damn I wish I was"


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: AgingHippy]
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teefizzle said:
i dont see why this is any less appropriate than smashing tiny asians



:rofl:
we even have more replies that that other thread


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: CosmicFool]
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Because we don't all get to smash asian 'gina.

We all beat off like howler monkeys, though.

And we all occasionally run into criers (I guess). Damn.


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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I once jerked off into the future.


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I jerk off with iceyhot.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Hippie McPubFag]
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I'll see your icy hot, and raise you. I coated myself in lemon juice and jerked off in a thornbush!


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ima Trooper]
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I used one of those rubber potato peeler gloves and coated my cock in cocksauce :sriracha:

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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I jerked off to oprah winfrey.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ima Trooper]
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now thats inappropriate


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.




Jerked [to] chicken.:grin:


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ziplok]
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Ziplok said:
One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks :frown:.  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic


What the hell is with that? Is it because there's such a concentrated form of energy that builds up?

I've had many cramps during fun times. One time I thought my abdomen burst open it hurt so much.


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: PyroBurns]
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PyroBurns said:
Ziplok said:
One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks :frown:.  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic


What the hell is with that? Is it because there's such a concentrated form of energy that builds up?

I've had many cramps during fun times. One time I thought my abdomen burst open it hurt so much.


There is this syndrom where people get horrible headaches after masturbation. I forget what its called, but Ive read about it before.

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: CosmicFool]
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CosmicFool said:
teefizzle said:
i dont see why this is any less appropriate than smashing tiny asians



:rofl:
we even have more replies that that other thread


HATERS.  :kingcrankey:

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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:tunnel:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to oprah winfrey.


I just jerked off to your mom


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.




now that you mention it - I *did* fuck a thanksgiving turkey once before cooking/serving it  :smirk:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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isn't that what "stuffing the turkey" means?


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: AgingHippy]
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it does in my book  :muppet:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ziplok]
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Quote:
Ziplok said:
One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks .  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic



I had that same thing happen to me when I was like 18.  I cranked it through the pain though........

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: vandago]
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You guys are going to go blind

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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Ziplok]
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Ziplok said:
One time I jerked off and my head exploded into migraine pain and I almost cried.  It was like that for 3 weeks :frown:.  Imagine crying after jerking off.. pathetic


:rofl:


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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: Muppet]
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Muppet said:
MisterMuscaria said:
Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.




now that you mention it - I *did* fuck a thanksgiving turkey once before cooking/serving it  :smirk:



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Re: I jerked off last night! [Re: AmericanPsycho]
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AmericanPsycho said:
Muppet said:
MisterMuscaria said:
Ima Trooper said:
I jerked off to colonel sanders.




now that you mention it - I *did* fuck a thanksgiving turkey once before cooking/serving it  :smirk:





Bam


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