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Ever gotten a massage?
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Sometimes I think it would be relaxing to get one, but then if it was a guy I would be uncomfortable and if it was a woman I would probably get a boner and be embarrassed.

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: Epigallo]
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i got one today after my facial :thumbup:

i get facials once a week cuz my aunt is an esthetician and massage therapist.. mega discount too

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: Epigallo]
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Get one from an ugly eastern european lady with a monobrau.

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: Atheist]
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massages are fucking fantastic. get over it and try one.

fyi, the guys are better if you like deeper tissue stuff, they are stronger.


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: magikgrl]
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They can be life changing or be a waste of money. I need one.


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: Atheist]
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Atheist said:
i got one today after my facial :thumbup:

i get facials once a week cuz my aunt is an esthetician and massage therapist.. mega discount too


facials are gross if youre not the one giving them.

i thought about getting a massage, and if id get a hard on. probably would. i wouldnt be embarrassed at all though, its natural.

i really want a happy-ending massage. with an asian.

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: magikgrl]
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I got massages for physical rehab after a back injury. 4 times a week covered by insurance. 90% of the time it was a very good looking 23 yr old girl, the other 10% of the time it was a 35 yr old man. That 90% of the time it was pure bliss.

Even if you get a boner, it's no big deal. They are used to seeing that shit. Plus you are usually face down so it won't show.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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I got a massage from a cute slightly pudgy brittish/irish girl and loved it.

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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i get massages and give em often. im a raver tho, it happens often at raves.


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"You all are just  puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: thedudenj]
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There are rub and Tugs too...

Can't lose..


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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
I got massages for physical rehab after a back injury. 4 times a week covered by insurance. 90% of the time it was a very good looking 23 yr old girl, the other 10% of the time it was a 35 yr old man. That 90% of the time it was pure bliss.

Even if you get a boner, it's no big deal. They are used to seeing that shit. Plus you are usually face down so it won't show.


haha, i got some free massages too for about 3 months after my lamanectomy on my L5-S1 and a microdiscectomy on my L4-L5.  however, it was only after doing 45 mins of traction...

messages are great, just try it out, you will be glad you did.  Time to get more comfortable out of your comfortable zone..

peace

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: Epigallo]
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I haven't ever gotten a real one :sad: i used to give my ex them all the time though.. he loved it

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: magikgrl]
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happy endings included?

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: KillerPicklez]
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fuck.. I want a massage

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: btm1111]
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A friend of mine is about to finish massage school

It's awesome having her around lol.


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: KillerPicklez]
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Stone massage


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: Crimson]
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Crimson said:
I haven't ever gotten a real one :sad: i used to give my ex them all the time though.. he loved it


bet he did

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: hazey]
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i got a massage for free once. it was pretty nice.

you feel real good afterwards like you just slept for awhile.


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I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians. Some call that anarchism. I call it having a fucking heart that beats.


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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: igwna]
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My aunt and uncle own a massage school and teach there.  I've had a few from them over the years and they were absolutely amazing.  Completely different from what an untrained person would give.  So, while I like the 'massages' my gf gives (especially the happy ending), its not like the real thing.  If you want the real deal, expect to pay.  If you just wanna get rubbed on, ask a gf or raverkid.

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Re: Ever gotten a massage? [Re: Druggie04]
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I'm not trained, but I have eaten a lot of rolls in my life.

I can give a damn good massage, and have a friend who does about as well as me.

I don't enjoy them all too much, but I'm pretty bony.  I don't like giving massages to uber skinny folks, there's nothing there to massage.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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