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Give me 3 reasons to do my HW
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Guys im procrastinating! I caint stop giving myself excuses, to start my HW.

If Its not Homework its, "I need a break, after this south park episode ill start"

If its not Homework its, "I need some Outside time on this beautiful day before i start"

If its not Homework its, "Im too horney, after i jack off THEN ill start"

If its not homework its "Im Hungry, after i make a nutritious snack THEN ill start"


HELP!


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"Nothing in the world is a gift. Whatever there is to learn has to be learned the hard way."
-Don juan

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
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What kind of homework is it?

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Cameron]
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English, some math review, and reading a chapter of this AWFUL book called "Animal Vegetable Miracle for Nutrition".


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"Nothing in the world is a gift. Whatever there is to learn has to be learned the hard way."
-Don juan

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
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Get to work, you lazy piece of shit!!!  :crankey:

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
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Sounds boring. I guess you should force yourself to do it so you don't fail at life.


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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
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hw = practice
practice = perfect
people who work hard on their homework are more likely to be successful in school


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Mickalopagus]
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just think of home work as a sexy woman...
just stay up and do it all night


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open your heart to the Love.
                                          open your mind to the Dream.

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8984021 -

I procrastinate too and it has always worked for me.

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
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I'm suffering the same problem. It just doesn't seem that important to me anymore. I'm really not learning anything new. It's not that I don't want to learn, I love picking up any book and expanding my knowledge. I just don't see the point in all these deadlines and the sense of urgency everyone attaches to school. My school really isn't even making the students better people. All the kids are just dumb fucks that go around polluting, being wasteful, giving money to all the fucked up corporations. I just want to do some yoga.

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
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1.Don't do it.
In fact, drop right out of school. :yesnod:

You'll make room for all the people that need those good jobs you might have one day acquired. Or maybe wouldn't have, who knows....

2.I don't care.
3.I'm going to get high and watch reruns of the simpsons.
Why? Because I'm a gooooooad boy. :snowman:And I've earned it.:sheesha:


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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
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No thanks, procrastination is a good thing

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
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Degree or not, it usually takes hard work to succeed at anything.  If it were easy, and something you wanted to do, it wouldn't be work would it?


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Q-WTF]
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I love procrastination because my best work comes out when crunched for time. Nothing like writing a 10 page paper completely the night before it is due and getting an A on it.

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: badchad]
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badchad said:
Degree or not, it usually takes hard work to succeed at anything.  If it were easy, and something you wanted to do, it wouldn't be work would it?




I guess your right.....FATHER :runaway:


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"Nothing in the world is a gift. Whatever there is to learn has to be learned the hard way."
-Don juan

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:
I love procrastination because my best work comes out when crunched for time. Nothing like writing a 10 page paper completely the night before it is due and getting an A on it.



Hear! Hear!


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The human experience is such that we are caught between being monkies and gods.  It is up to us to decide which direction to go in.

Everything is everything, and everything is becoming itself.

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: SvampViking]
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Do your homework because...you should get an education so you learn to translate 'carpe diem' and once you've mastered that, you'll find that you forgot to apply it.

For real: knowledge is power, power is money, money is dr00gz. Get the picture?
Btw, dr00gz in turn lead to the accumulation of knowledge, so the circle truly is round.

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: ChiefGreenLeaf]
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ChiefGreenLeaf said:
I'm suffering the same problem. It just doesn't seem that important to me anymore. I'm really not learning anything new. It's not that I don't want to learn, I love picking up any book and expanding my knowledge. I just don't see the point in all these deadlines and the sense of urgency everyone attaches to school. My school really isn't even making the students better people. All the kids are just dumb fucks that go around polluting, being wasteful, giving money to all the fucked up corporations. I just want to do some yoga.



hell yeah chief, i agree 100%

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Re: Give me 3 reasons to do my HW [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
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I know how you feel man. Honestly, if you truly feel that way then drop out and do something different for a while. There is no law that says college must be completed, let alone completed in the years of 18-21. If you are unfulfilled, do something else. You are 100% correct about the lack of urgency. Life flows on, other shit is going down. If you arent stimulated, seek stimulation and knowledge and growth elsewhere for now... my two cents...

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