Home | Community | Message Board

MushroomMan Mycology
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Hairy-Eyed Emos With Huge White Pitbulls
    #8832876 -

That's right, I met the neighbors.

One of them anyway.

He is a big Emo, maybe 6 feet tall.  He wears his brown-black hair down in front of his eyes and wears tight pants.  He has a huge white pitbull named Naomi that likes to run into the street.

He told me he was considering calling the cops on our other neighbors who are obvious crackheads because they were smoking crack on his front porch the other day.  I told him that it's the ghetto, what do you expect?  He says his dog hates black people and snarls at the window anytime one walks by.

He told me the other neighbor, who is an old man, has been forced into the back room of his house by some gang who are running his house as a drug house.  I'm not sure I believe this.

All in all, he seems better than most of the other neighbors around here.  I told him to leave his car unlocked, because they'll just smash the windows otherwise.

His dog is cool.

That's all.  Will report more details as they become available.


--------------------
After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Hairy-Eyed Emos With Huge White Pitbulls [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8832894 -

i got a bad feeling about this dude and i ain't even the one that met him.


--------------------
Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Hairy-Eyed Emos With Huge White Pitbulls [Re: highdroponics]
    #8832898 -

You don't know the rest of the neighbors.


--------------------
After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Hairy-Eyed Emos With Huge White Pitbulls [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8832932 -

Madtowntripper said:
  I told him to leave his car unlocked, because they'll just smash the windows otherwise.




locks are meant to keep honest people honest

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Hairy-Eyed Emos With Huge White Pitbulls [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8832953 -

Madtowntripper said:
You don't know the rest of the neighbors.



the rest of them from what this guy described seem like regular ghetto neighbors(crackheads, gang members, etc.) from what i remember living in baltimore. he's the one that seems out of place, especially the part about him calling the cops, i assume he grew up in the suburbs?


--------------------
Dr :ronpaul: says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Hairy-Eyed Emos With Huge White Pitbulls [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8832956 -

I'm a big proponent of honesty, but one gets sick of paying $100 for new windows after the first three or four.


--------------------
After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Hairy-Eyed Emos With Huge White Pitbulls [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8832972 -

Wow.  That sounds like a horrible area.  Why don't you move somewhere a little nicer?  Surely it can't be a money thing - even government funded housing isn't always in a ghetto?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Hairy-Eyed Emos With Huge White Pitbulls [Re: Chrissi]
    #8832999 -

I'm in a dramatic mood and make it sound much worse than it is.


--------------------
After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Hairy-Eyed Emos With Huge White Pitbulls [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8833036 -

Still, replacing more than two broken car windows in less than two years = move.


--------------------
LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* EMO EMO EMO
( 1 2 3 all )
Penguarky Tunguin 2,985 45 05/17/06 04:10 PM
by goliath_91710
* i think i might be emo
( 1 2 3 all )
Basilides 2,935 51 07/03/06 01:27 AM
by 8374837
* Abandoned neighbor's cats Mycomancer 1,164 5 12/16/04 08:04 PM
by Mycomancer
* Just Met My Neighbor
( 1 2 all )
Penguarky Tunguin 1,859 23 05/03/06 05:19 AM
by zappa
* emo XUL 539 6 02/22/06 08:40 PM
by THE KRAT BARON
* emo, hippie, or other?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
frostbitten 5,655 72 04/21/07 07:53 PM
by serendipitythenot
* Stop EMO MADDNESS!!!
( 1 2 3 all )
dannycorona82 2,966 45 08/29/06 09:24 PM
by DeathCompany
* emo Video
( 1 2 all )
Boom 1,498 22 01/21/06 12:46 PM
by VoidOfsPg

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
919 topic views. 5 members, 6 guests and 259 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.027 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 14 queries.