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Saw my first real-live midget
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I was jogging around the lake, and I spotted a midget.  A woman, middle-age, by the look of things.  I've seen lots of midgets on TV over the years, but this was my first one to see in real life.

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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: MOTH]
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You've never been to a carnival?


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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: Ferris]
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:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:.....:strokebeard: :rofl2:


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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: Unifloo]
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how old are you, & where the hell do you live?


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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: MOTH]
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I used to work at a pizza place, and we had a midget dude for a district manager. He was such a perv. All the girls who worked there complained that he would touch or bump them inappropriately and then act all innocent about it. So yeah, he was a dick, and I think they eventually fired him.

But I'm sure other midgets are great! :grin:

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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: MOTH]
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I remember when I was a child and I saw my first midget I burst out laughing. My parents were so fucking pissed. I'm not sure how old I was, but I was pretty young, and it must have scarred me for life because I can't imagine why anyone would ever laugh at a midget.

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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: MOTH]
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i stepped on a midgets foot at a bar last night. it was a complete accident, i didn't see her, she got really mad.

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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: zoso507]
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i seen a gangster midget

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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: deranger]
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the last time i saw a midget was a cirque d' soleil... she was actually pretty cute, and dignified.  kinda got me thinkin....  :humpme:
hahahahaha j/k

more recently i saw a dwarf, and a ~ 9' tall man come into my store.. that was a shocker


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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: MOTH]
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i dont like dwarfs,theyre bitter little cunts,i said hello to one once at redfern and he growled at me :lol:

i seen a midget once at bigw and my kids face was priceless


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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: alphabeatu]
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yeah some dwarfs are... the one im my store was really friendly though.

on another note;

theres this guy who works at a local grocery store who looks JUST LIKE an oompa loompa. SPLITTING IMAGE.  the first time i saw him i was super ripped and i just about shit my pants!

:laugh:

i still can't bring myself to look directly at him to this day LOL  CUZ HE KNOWS


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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: Shins]
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:lol:
i swear my mechanic looks exactly like the oompa loompas in the latest dep wonka movie

he's not a midget but his face is the same:lol:


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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: Shins]
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midgets are people too :crazy2:


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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: deranger]
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SyntheticMInd said:
i seen a gangster midget



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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: MOTH]
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You just saw your first midget...? Do you live under a rock? LOL! I've seen like 50.

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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: buckwheat]
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buckwheat said:
SyntheticMInd said:
i seen a gangster midget





The coolest midget in the history of midgets
Bushwick is my nukka


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Re: Saw my first real-live midget [Re: MOTH]
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I saw one walking her dog in the dark when I was tripping on shrooms :grin:

I could see this dancing pixie coming towards me, it wasn't until she got close up that I realized it was a midget.  I just thought it was a bad ass hallucination.

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