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Anonymous #1

has anyone ever

#8516367 - 06/12/08 05:16 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

heard of strip searches going into concerts? if drugs are up the butt, it should be foolproof as long as they don't fall out, right?

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Anonymous #2

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#8516386 - 06/12/08 05:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Strip searches? No, never.

If you're willing to go that far, you deserve to be high.

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Anonymous #1

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#8516771 - 06/12/08 06:58 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

will it jimmy out of my ass though? i dont want a shit covered condom falling out of my shorts as i'm walking through the gate.

:what:

:what:

<cops

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Anonymous #3

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#8516957 - 06/12/08 07:49 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

do turds just shimmy out of your ass
all you have to do is tape to your boxers where your dick is
they aint aloud to touch you in the no no place

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Anonymous #1

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#8517147 - 06/12/08 08:32 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

can i go too far up my ass so i can't reach it? should i tie a string to it like a tampon :shrug:

:shrug:

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Anonymous #4

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#8517830 - 06/12/08 11:37 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, anything you stick up past your rectal shelf will not come out without a LOT of help.

Seriously. It may require surgery. And there's nothing like a bowl shaped condom xray picture showing up on the internet.

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Anonymous #5

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#8517908 - 06/13/08 12:04 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

what kind of concert are you going to!?

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Anonymous #3

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#8518764 - 06/13/08 08:07 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

ya I was in jail for a while and it doesnt just come out you have to wait until you take a shit wich in some cases is like a day or 2

I allways have my gf put it in her panties or I tape it to the inside of my boxers

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Anonymous #6

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#8518809 - 06/13/08 08:31 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

They don't strip search you jackass!

I've had the bouncers find my stash in my pocket and just give it back to me.

They usually pat down for weapons.

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Anonymous #7

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#8518949 - 06/13/08 09:30 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

never heard of a strip search for a concert. farthest i've ever seen was them havin you take your shoes off. once I snuck 3 oz of shrooms into a rave in my junk area.

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Anonymous #1

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#8519197 - 06/13/08 11:03 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Anonymous said:

what kind of concert are you going to!?

The republican national convention...

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Anonymous #8

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#8519435 - 06/13/08 12:11 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

what kind of concert are you going to!?

The republican national convention...

:rofl:

smuggling drugs in your ass to the Neocon convention is the best idea ive ever heard!

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Anonymous #9

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#8519735 - 06/13/08 01:25 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

.....stick the drugs in ur penis hole!

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Anonymous #10

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#8519741 - 06/13/08 01:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

security at shows are getting more tight...but not that tight! damn!

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Anonymous #1

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#8519845 - 06/13/08 01:46 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

naw, its just a concert in a state with tough drug laws. Live free or... in jail

i'm thinking of making cookies so i can chow them right before going through the gate

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#8521521 - 06/13/08 08:54 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I was at a concert and just before I went in I jammed a water bottle full of vodka in my belt right above my dick. Some security gaurd patted me down and put their hand within an inch of the bottle...I almost shat b/c there was no way I was going to not be drunk as tits that night. Well, it didn't get confiscated and I got drunk as tits that night.

Another time I got jacked by security at the airport for hiding weed near my sack. Win some loose some!

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#8521535 - 06/13/08 09:00 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

heard of strip searches going into concerts?

Everybody who goes to bonnaroo has their colon thoroughly searched upon entering and leaving. Its the oo in bonnaroo :ooo:

:ooo:

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Anonymous #3

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#8524437 - 06/14/08 06:08 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

hey you said your going to a concert that has the motto live free or die?
would this be NH and also would this be the phil show cause I live in NH and I will be at that show

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Anonymous #1

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#8534887 - 06/17/08 07:23 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

yes, the NH phil show

WOOT

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