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Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz
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That was intelligent.

Just poured a whole french press full of boiling hot coffee all over myself.

Fuck that hurt.

The skin is already red, and this happened about two minutes ago.

This should be good for a third-degree burn.

Good Health Insurance, FTW.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Madtowntripper]
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sue the bastards

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: hazey]
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It was me!


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Someone spilled one of those campfire coffee makers full of boiling coffee on my legs when i was a kid. I still probably have some small scars.

On the other hand, French press,FTW!


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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: hazey]
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hazey said:
sue the bastards


w000000000

QFT


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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: StonedShroom]
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Make my lamp yet?

<nag>


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Madtowntripper]
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not if you're just gonna spill coffee all over it.


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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: StonedShroom]
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If I can get it on my ceiling or wall I should be okay.

I'd have to really fuck up to get coffee up there.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Madtowntripper]
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yeah. I'm getting ahead of myself, assuming you didn't tear the shit out of a delicate paper lamp before it even made to your wall or ceiling.


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We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: StonedShroom]
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Oh, You Bitch.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Madtowntripper]
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oh snap


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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Quick, drive to the nearest diner, order a lot of coffee, spill it all around you.... then sue!


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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Madtowntripper]
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> This should be good for a third-degree burn.

Unlikely. Third degree burns are classified as burns that result in the loss of almost all epidermis along with damage to the underlying muscle, tendons, and ligaments. Because the nerves are burned away, these burns typically don't hurt (initially).


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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Seuss]
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Seuss said:
Unlikely.  Third degree burns are classified as burns that result in the loss of almost all epidermis along with damage to the underlying muscle, tendons, and ligaments.  Because the nerves are burned away, these burns typically don't hurt (initially).


good medical knowledge! its called the subcutaneous layer. ive had a radiator hose explode in my face, got a bunch of lortabs out of it.....def not worth it. my face looked pretty fucked up, no marks anymore though :thumbup:

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: nalyudi]
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ya, you don't have third degree burns you puss.

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: biggysmall]
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First Degree Then!

IT HURTS.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: biggysmall]
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biggysmall said:
ya, you don't have third degree burns you puss.


:lol:

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Madtowntripper]
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At least you use a french press. Class. Pure class.


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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: whattheheck]
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I just got a french press a few months ago.

Honestly, I don't see why anyone would pay for a $500 coffee machine.

Or even a $50 one.

This thing makes better coffee than I get from any coffee shop in town.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Fucking Hot Coffee Goddamn Klutz [Re: Madtowntripper]
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That's the truth. Way before it was "the thing" I had a love for espresso, but when you get you some high quality beans and a french press, it's easily at least a draw. Then you throw in the fact that you pay $2 for a $.12 shot and it's a landslide.


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