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NO FUCKING PULP, WTF.
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Simply Orange has tricked me once again into buying their fucking lame-ass motherfucking goddamned NO-PULP Orange Juice.

This shit pisses me off. It's like yellow fucking water.

Goddamnit.

My entire morning breakfast experience has been ruined.

I might as well just throw these pancakes away.

Or maybe I can find some butter-free butter, or sugarless syrup somewhere to go with my orange-less orange juice.

Fucking Christ.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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I like no pulp because I have the palette of a five year old.


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: g00ru]
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Im with you Madtown  pulp free orange juice is like non alcoholic vodka  :glittershitz:  SHIT


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: perosiste]
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I love the pulp, but i got some sick ass juice from the store last week that has marble sized floating chunks of former orange that are very soft and gross in texture. Like drinking brains.  :puke:


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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im not for sediments


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: alphabeatu]
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I wish i had some pancake mix now. damnit.


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: rodfarva]
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Mine were delicious.

Add powdered sugar to the mix.

It exponentially increases your flavorisity potentiation quantifiers.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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After I down a glass of pulpy orange juice, I lick the remaining pulp from the sides of the glass:syringe:

Yet I hate eating oranges.


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: WoodsCall]
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I don't really like eating oranges either.

I don't like the long stringy fibers, I only like the juicy part in the middle of the wedge.

I still eat them, but not as much as I drink orange juice which is pretty much constantly.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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As far as eating citrus goes, I'm a firm advocate of the clementine: sweet and juicy and the long fibers peel away easily.

And how did you manage to purchase no pulp orange juice? wtf?


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: WoodsCall]
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Been working all night and was half-asleep in the store.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: WoodsCall]
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WoodsCall said:
As far as eating citrus goes, I'm a firm advocate of the clementine: sweet and juicy and the long fibers peel away easily.

And how did you manage to purchase no pulp orange juice? wtf?


most of the SHIT at the store is No pulp or PULp FREE garbage. And almost all of it is from concentrate. Not from concentrate is 10 x better. I dont want your proletariat concentrate fuckers!


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: rodfarva]
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If I am there anyway I like to hit up the juicer at Whole Foods or Trader Joes where they just feed oranges into it and it spits out a gallon of super-fresh juice for you to take home.

That's the best. They'll make it super pulpy for you.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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yes, to bad juicers are such a pain in the ass at home or else i would be drinking juice right now..

i dont like how they take alot of pulp out of shit sometimes and then your supposed to drink the shit within 15 minutes or else it looses phyto-nutrients or something.


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: rodfarva]
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Quote:
most of the SHIT at the store is No pulp or PULp FREE garbage. And almost all of it is from concentrate. Not from concentrate is juice^10 better. I dont want your proletariat concentrate fuckers!



I use a small hand juicer at home sometimes.

Also I have a very unique orange tree in my parents back yard that produces sour oranges so occasionally I will make a juice thats 4-5 parts regular orange and 1 part sour orange. Mmmmmmmm think im gonna go do that now.


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: perosiste]
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:clementine: FTW


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: AlteredAgain]
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Fuck pulp.

I don't like the idea of drinking hair, which is what pulp feels like.

:crankey:


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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i agree fuck pulp. i like my liquids liquid, not with some shit floating in them. strainers ftw!

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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: rodfarva]
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rodfarva said:
yes, to bad juicers are such a pain in the ass at home or else i would be drinking juice right now..

i dont like how they take alot of pulp out of shit sometimes and then your supposed to drink the shit within 15 minutes or else it looses phyto-nutrients or something.


:lol:
yeah ours sounds like a chainsaw at 3 am

better still a wood chipper
and cleaning it turns me off pulling the thing out in the 1st place


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Re: NO FUCKING PULP, WTF. [Re: relativexistance]
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me too ive never liked the texture of rice pudding neither


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