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A letter to fat chicks
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Dear Fat chick,
When I first met you I knew you were chubby, but whatever you didn't look that bad and you had a pretty face. When I finally got to your house I was really down to fuck you, but when the first shirt came off I knew something wasn't right. Then the second came off and I was like "well fuck, what did I get myself into". I thought the bad part was over, and then you took your bra off. You went down 3 points in 2 minutes, and I didn't even know that was possible. The whole 2 tshirts to make you look better really works, but what the fuck is the point if I am going to see you naked anyway? You did the bate and switch to get me into your apartment and its fucked up, the only reason I fucked you was a combination of me not wanting to hurt your feelings, and the fact that I was already there. Its never going to happen again though, and I'm not going to call you back. The sex wasn't that bad with the light off, but afterwards I wanted to cry and vomit at the same time. Thanks for fucking my head up you fat bitch.
-Anonymous

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'm just big boned and your not perfect,
your cock was like a mini rugby ball.

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Thanks for fucking my head up you fat bitch.
-Anonymous



Haha.. you did it to yourself man

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #3]
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this has to be the funniest post i have seen in a long time, and you can tell the op is really serious.

ROFL,hahahahahahahahahaha,lmao

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Yeah, it's your bad, dude.

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Goats: The better alternative to fat chicks.

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I've been there. And again...

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous said:
Goats: The better alternative to fat chicks.



:awesome::thumbup:

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #8]
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LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #9]
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tell her to call me

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous said:
tell her to call me



I never have slept with a fat chick, shit ton of skinny to medium build, but never a fat one. Is it really that bad? I figured I would ask since I will never figure it out probably.

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #11]
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OP is gay and was terrified by the sight of a woman with curves that are feminine, rather than the curves of a 12-year-old boy.

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous said:
Anonymous said:
Thanks for fucking my head up you fat bitch.
-Anonymous



Haha.. you did it to yourself man



And you did it to her.  You fucked her head up too.  If it bothered you that bad you shouldn't have fucked her.


I bet you are a Greek god.  :rolleyes:

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous said:
OP is gay and was terrified by the sight of a woman with curves that are feminine, rather than the curves of a 12-year-old boy.



My girl has perfect curves and she's petite  :inlove:

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #3]
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You know that petite means "small" as in the sense of "she's short", right?

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #14]
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She's short and small-waisted

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #3]
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:grin:
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
ROFL
holy fuck this is funny!!!!!!
:rofl2:  :rofl2:  :rofl2:

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous said:
OP is gay and was terrified by the sight of a woman with curves that are feminine, rather than the curves of a 12-year-old boy.



I don't have a problem with chubby girls, this bitch was hiding a spare tire inside her shirt.

Another thing I didn't mention in the letter was how crazy this bitch was. After I fucked her she started talking about moving in together, getting a house, having my friends over for a BBQ, and maybe even getting married. She was fucking nuts, and also fucking disgusting. I should post her phone # here as well for shits and giggles, I will consider doing that.

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Read this slowly so it sinks in: you are an asshole. You made a bad choice and have no one to blame but yourself.

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Re: A letter to fat chicks [Re: Anonymous #12]
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here here! :congrats:

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