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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous said:
Had a similar situation. Ending up having a relationship with her and then things went to hell. Don't even talk anymore.



Yeah, thats how it ended up for me too. But then again my daughter never would have been born if it weren't for a similar situation to what OP described so it didn't end up all that bad.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Just spit a little game. If you have any, it will work. If not, it won't. But I can tell your worrying too much about it, because your posting it on a forum. Just go with it man. Shit works. Trust me.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Girls are strange.

Sounds liek she wants it. But enojoys the whole thrill of this forbidden shit going on.

Instead of...
Quote:
"asked if we could ever do it"


tell her that you're going to fuck her. Don't ask man.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous said:
tell her that you're going to fuck her. Don't ask man.



This is a pretty good idea, just make sure to cross your fingers and hope that you don't get arrested for attempted rape.

Seriously though, I'm completely fucking serious. Don't do this or you'll be the asshole in the situation and you will probably damage your friendship at best, get in serious fucking trouble at worst. This situation is obviously more complicated than "let's fuck." Wait for the social rhythm to turn in your favor, because trust me, it will. If you don't have patience in this, you can either just jerk it out to satisfy yourself, or try to find a woman who is more responsive to the demand for fucking. I doubt either will be as satisfying, though.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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She is mind fucking you dude. It's a control thing she is trying to have over you. She wants to know that you are there, and your going to be her little puppy for her to play with when she feels she is losing control of you. She lets you go to a point, and then pulls away laughing because deep down she knows that you're hooked. Toss the dog a bone, and let him have a taste, then yank it away.

It sounds like a game she is playing to make herself feel she has power, because she knows you want to be both a friend and her lover. Happiness in slavery.

My advice is to look at her. Look really at her, and think to yourself what the fuck am i doing here? Or you want to test how she is, go find a girl and hook up with her, and let the bitch see you with her. Watch her actions, and see if she is happy for you, or out to keep her puppy to herself..

Women play games allot deeper then men. They know how to win these games, and unless your willing to change the rules you;re going to lose and your fucking sanity, and your feelings will get hurt in the end.. Wake up..

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Pretty sure my advice is spot on:

Unlike men, chicks only want sex when horny-
Wrestling = horny
Texting = Not horny

Seize the moment, don't ask via text message.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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She's either 16 or fucking crazy, which both amount to about the same anyway.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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this thread made me touch my pen0r. P.S. you shouldn't have asked about this vis Text. You shoulda just waited for the right time..

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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oh btw, get some GHB :rockon:

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Dear OP,

you fucked up your chance when you didn't pursue the pussy while "looking" at her pubes. That was your shot now your in the NO FUCK FRIEND ZONE.

sorry dude you blew it.

What about the other girl who's nipple you were sucking. Ide go that route.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous said:
She is mind fucking you dude. It's a control thing she is trying to have over you. She wants to know that you are there, and your going to be her little puppy for her to play with when she feels she is losing control of you. She lets you go to a point, and then pulls away laughing because deep down she knows that you're hooked. Toss the dog a bone, and let him have a taste, then yank it away.

It sounds like a game she is playing to make herself feel she has power, because she knows you want to be both a friend and her lover. Happiness in slavery.




Bingo.

You are her best friend, and an ego boost, nothing more.

It's very simple actually: If a girl wants to fuck you, she will. You really don't even have to consider "signals", "intentions, etc.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous said:
She is mind fucking you dude. It's a control thing she is trying to have over you. She wants to know that you are there, and your going to be her little puppy for her to play with when she feels she is losing control of you. She lets you go to a point, and then pulls away laughing because deep down she knows that you're hooked. Toss the dog a bone, and let him have a taste, then yank it away.

It sounds like a game she is playing to make herself feel she has power, because she knows you want to be both a friend and her lover. Happiness in slavery.

My advice is to look at her. Look really at her, and think to yourself what the fuck am i doing here? Or you want to test how she is, go find a girl and hook up with her, and let the bitch see you with her. Watch her actions, and see if she is happy for you, or out to keep her puppy to herself..

Women play games allot deeper then men. They know how to win these games, and unless your willing to change the rules you;re going to lose and your fucking sanity, and your feelings will get hurt in the end.. Wake up..



Completely agree. You're fucking pussy whipped dude and you aren't even getting any. Fuck some slut and then see how she feels.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous said:
She is mind fucking you dude. It's a control thing she is trying to have over you. She wants to know that you are there, and your going to be her little puppy for her to play with when she feels she is losing control of you. She lets you go to a point, and then pulls away laughing because deep down she knows that you're hooked. Toss the dog a bone, and let him have a taste, then yank it away.

It sounds like a game she is playing to make herself feel she has power, because she knows you want to be both a friend and her lover. Happiness in slavery.

My advice is to look at her. Look really at her, and think to yourself what the fuck am i doing here? Or you want to test how she is, go find a girl and hook up with her, and let the bitch see you with her. Watch her actions, and see if she is happy for you, or out to keep her puppy to herself..

Women play games allot deeper then men. They know how to win these games, and unless your willing to change the rules you;re going to lose and your fucking sanity, and your feelings will get hurt in the end.. Wake up..




I wrote this, and wanted to add something to it dude. I know how you feel bro. I know that it fucks with your head and you just want to know why you even care, when you try so fucking hard not to.

I been here bro, and i know the empty fucking feeling that is there. But i got past that point, and the girl that was my sanity breaker did fuck me.. And then we changed, and i watched her get obsessive with me, and what i was about. Trying to create me to what she wanted, and because i had had a history with her, and she made me obsessed to get her badly, she did.. Then she got pregnant, and i watched her change... I have always said when you get a girl pregnant, and you're not married one of two things will happen.. You will grow so tight that no matter what you are there together.. Or she begins to hate you, and makes you hate her. Well she made me hate her so bad i didn't care about what was supposedly my son. 2 months after he was born he died of S.I.D.S, and i had only seen him twice.. It fucked with my head for years, till my daughter was born.

Now am i saying you'd have a kid with her, NO. But be prepared for what comes after this fucking girl who mind fucks you, has sex with you. Because you think what she does now is evil.. Game gets far worse after you fuck her.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous said:
oh btw, get some GHB :rockon:



I wish I could give you a 5 :mushroom2: rating.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous said:
She is mind fucking you dude. It's a control thing she is trying to have over you. She wants to know that you are there, and your going to be her little puppy for her to play with when she feels she is losing control of you. She lets you go to a point, and then pulls away laughing because deep down she knows that you're hooked. Toss the dog a bone, and let him have a taste, then yank it away.

It sounds like a game she is playing to make herself feel she has power, because she knows you want to be both a friend and her lover. Happiness in slavery.

My advice is to look at her. Look really at her, and think to yourself what the fuck am i doing here? Or you want to test how she is, go find a girl and hook up with her, and let the bitch see you with her. Watch her actions, and see if she is happy for you, or out to keep her puppy to herself..

Women play games allot deeper then men. They know how to win these games, and unless your willing to change the rules you;re going to lose and your fucking sanity, and your feelings will get hurt in the end.. Wake up..



Spot fucking on, man.

The OP is a fucking play toy and after she gets all worked up and wet down there she goes home and gets some dick from the guy who knows how to fuckin' work it.

Stick your finger in her next time, at the least, see how far that goes, literally and figuratively.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Trust me here,

never never ask her to fuck!

Keep getting her horny and sucking her tits and feeling her muff and shit and one day you will definitely hit that shit.

She will rationalize it to herself afterwards, not before!

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous said:
in before "drysmash her shitbox"



To the OP:

Drysmash her shitbox.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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OOO Stop Being Such A Pussy. Grab her tits and start making out with her. Then squeeze her ass...she probably wants to full around and just thinks your gay because you haven't done anything yet. Usually...at least imo the girl makes the first move...but if she's kissing you and teasing...she wants you to pull out your slonge and stick her.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #24]
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OP here.

i'm not being a pussy.
it's not like i didn't pursue these things. i was just stopped in my attempts. and i'm not going to force anything... that crosses the line. you just have to wait until the time is right, and then seize the opportunity. but we're best friends, and she isn't some random slut that you're almost making her out to be. she's a great friend and she's not a slut.

best friend relationships aren't usually intimate you know. of course shes just playing around, but shes using that as a mask of sexual desire. i just have to wait until the time is right; she has a boyfriend and the only thing that i think is really stopping her is the guilt.

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Re: best friend sex? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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man, if the anon forum has taught me anything, it's to not ask for REAL sex advice.

U FAG! Stick in'er! She prob. think ur gay. lol!

I think any advice is futile, if yr not going to along the lines of "stick it in 'er!" then you've already got yr own personal "rules" when it comes to sex, friendships and whatever.

just do whatever feels natural--a very vague and not helping piece of advice, but really?.... really? what are we supposed to tell you?

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