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Shooting crows
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I know a place where there are thousands of those filthy creatures and i want to go hunting those bastards.

I have revenge, this is not just spark of anger, 3 years ago i was driving a car when one of thos black bastards was sitting on the road. Instead of running it over i made a turn and entered the other lane and then back to my lane to save poor bastard and there was a cops car ahead of me which saw me do it and they follwoed me and arrested me with lots of drugs on board. After that event a lot of nasty things started happening to me, that fucking crow was like a start of a war. I have revenge to complete.

Im gonna buy couple of nice semi automatic air rifles and me and my friend will go waste those shit birds.

(not now, tho later when i get a chance)

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: Jalruza]
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i wouldnt fuck with crows man..
thats bad juju..
theres tons of cultural symbolism
behind them...


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: Jalruza]
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shitty reason to kill something

also seconded on the bad juju


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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: sam420]
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Are crows migratory birds? If so it's a pretty strict penalty for killing them w/ no license. If you are going to do this, make sure nobody is around for a waaaaays.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Shooting crows [Re: circularvortex]
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crows are smart, go kill some dumbass pigeonz.

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: druqs]
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Im pretty sure crows are

1. FILTHY
2. Domestic not migratory

So crows hunting it is. With vengeance.

ALhough i must mention i did shot a number of crows in my younger years, maybe 10 years ago. Maybe the crows had revenge on me??

Either way, fuck CROWS filthy birds

Where i was they wake up at 6 am and go "Caaaaaaaaar, caaaaaaar, caaaaaaaaaaar" for hours

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: Jalruza]
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You're insane.

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: adrug]
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I was attacked by a crow repeatedly. The day before we moved I went to go kill it, but that was the one time it didn't swoop on my head.

Must have sensed my ill intentions.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Shooting crows [Re: adrug]
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a drug

Whats that avatar you got there???

Looks like new episode of Salad Fingers lol


*goes to fat pie to seek the new flash*


:lol:

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: circularvortex]
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I've used may crossbow, to hunt them.They test like crows..


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
I was attacked by a crow repeatedly. The day before we moved I went to go kill it, but that was the one time it didn't swoop on my head.

Must have sensed my ill intentions.



I was attacked by some wild rare bird once.

It flew towards me and then made a loud noice next to me head and flew upwards.

Filthy bastard was lucky i was without air gun, that would end that pediful spectacle rather well

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: Jalruza]
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Re: Shooting crows [Re: Jalruza]
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I killed a swan once, that was repeatedly attacking me, with an oar.  I've got a bad history with birds :lol:


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Shooting crows [Re: Jalruza]
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Indeed theres new salad fingers out adrug well done

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad8.htm

:lol:

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: Jalruza]
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2007 is new?

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: adrug]
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adrug said:
You're insane.


I wouldn't fuck with the crows too much. 40's got a good point about the juju.


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Re: Shooting crows [Re: CherryBom]
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Because YOU swerved to avoid one bird, you must now go kill other birds that weren't involved in the incident? What? That's the stupidest thing I've heard.

I don't care if you go kill birds, though it is kinda wasteful. But don't pretend you have any good reason for doing it beyond your sick bloodlust. If you want to kill the being at fault for your misfortune, point the barrel at your self. (Or the  :cop:)

Also crows really aren't all that filthy, and are often considered one of the top 10 most intelligent species on earth.

But really, blast away! Just don't use silly superstitious mumbo-jumbo to justify your actions. A crow you saw once is in no way the cause of all your troubles.

Edited by xdzt (04/06/08 07:56 AM)

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: xdzt]
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all animals in the world would probably see humans the way you see crows if they could think at the same level as we do

so i think defense is justified but hunting them is wrong

i think you should just kill cops instead if it makes you feel any better


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for all y’all niggaz out there that be puffin shit
when the music go on, y’all listen to this alright

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: anyone420]
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We forget, we are animals after all...Like an old moonshiner told me.The cops are just doing there job.(But,some are real assholes).Hate the law, not the enforcement..


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: Shooting crows [Re: Brainiac]
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Fuck that, i hate them both.


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for all y’all niggaz out there that be puffin shit
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