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WTF
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so im watching my nephew for a little bit, until my sister gets home, hes only four so he doesnt know how to wipe his ass, and he decides to drop a duce for me. hes yelling at me from the bathroom to wipe his ass and hes insulting me because i cant. i just cant wipe a kids ass.

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Re: WTF [Re: Pupenhause]
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Get over yourself and wipe the kid's ass. You needed your ass wiped at some point in your life.


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Re: WTF [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Ha ha,it does what its told,or it gets the hose again.


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Re: WTF [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Get over yourself and wipe the kid's ass. You needed your ass wiped at some point in your life.


Damn right.  This kid needs your help with basic functions...just like any other 4 year old.  Don't deny him basic heigene.  :frown:


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Re: WTF [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Wipe the kids ass you tard.


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Re: WTF [Re: Pupenhause]
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Like your ass never need wiping.When you where young..At lest he got to the bathroom...:shake:


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Re: WTF [Re: Brainiac]
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ive never wiped a kids ass before. and im sitting here watching tv and he disappeared for a minute, next thing i know hes yelling for an asswiping. its all under control now, it was uncomfortable.

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Re: WTF [Re: Brainiac]
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Everyone is getting on this guy's ass but I can see where he's coming from. I wouldn't want to wipe a 4 year olds ass either, I mean who the fuck would? Especially people who don't have experience with kids.

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Re: WTF [Re: Pupenhause]
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Pupenhause said:
so im watching my nephew for a little bit, until my sister gets home, hes only four so he doesnt know how to wipe his ass, and he decides to drop a duce for me. hes yelling at me from the bathroom to wipe his ass and hes insulting me because i cant. i just cant wipe a kids ass.

Get over it and wipe him before he gets shit all over...fucking grow up... , then tell your sis to put him in special ed because my 3 year old wipes his own and dont fuck with the dumb shit of asking someoen else..lol JK JK JK
just fucking do it... or itll dry and be twice as hard.
And teach him to do it himself by now for gods sake.


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Re: WTF [Re: misterdogman]
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chill out guys he did it :lol:


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Re: WTF [Re: g00ru]
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At lest he got it halfway right.. just went to your 80 and have to have someone do it for you...


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Re: WTF [Re: Pupenhause]
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One time I was babysitting for a PTO meeting and this kid shit his pants. That i just had to throw away his underwear it was sooo nasty.


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Re: WTF [Re: HuHEN]
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My aunt had to wipe my grandfather's ass when he was 84. Get the fuck over it. :rockon:


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Re: WTF [Re: Siekoaktiv]
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You know what they say

You start life in diapers, you will end your in diapers...


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Re: WTF [Re: Pupenhause]
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Wait till you have to change the diaper of a 6 month old :puke:


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Re: WTF [Re: niteowl]
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niteowl said:
Wait till you have to change the diaper of a 6 month old :puke:


I did it. I have two teenagers. That was the one and only shitty diaper I have ever changed. Relax. Kids didn't suffer. Mommy did though.

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Re: WTF [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
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I've got 2 grandchildren in diapers.

Papaw has to change the shitty ones too. :crankey:


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Re: WTF [Re: niteowl]
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One reason why I don't wont kids...


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Re: WTF [Re: Brainiac]
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You don't want kids cause of the occasional shitty diaper.

You are missing out on one of the worlds greatest joys.

The joy of being a parent.

Being a Grandparent is even better.


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Re: WTF [Re: niteowl]
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that and the crying..Maybe later in life, I'm only 26...


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