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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: MOTH]
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:cranky:

:P

Edit: Why doesn't my cranky work? RARRR! now I'm REALLY cranky!

Edited by JacquesCousteau (04/01/08 09:13 AM)

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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: JacquesCousteau]
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:crankey:

If crankey didn't spell your name right, I'm sure you'd be cranky, too.


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: nalyudi]
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Quote:
Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast?


Close. I claimed it was an accident when she woke up and caught me. :shrug:

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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
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13eetleJuice said:
Just reach out and grab a handful the next time the urge strikes you. Why stop there? Go for a mouthful! Then you can get some boob on boob bumpage going on and then maybe you two girls can bump some more stuff together and have a real good time! I'm so hot for lesbians. :grin:


Really I don't understand how two women can make love!


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
Really I don't understand how two women can make love!


Then you have much to learn. I was just asked by a lesbian (not bi) friend if I could eat her out. She knows my reputation apparently, thank god for word of mouth.


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: Ferris]
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Did you click the link? I couldn't get the video to embed.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: circularvortex]
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Quote:
Then you have much to learn. I was just asked by a lesbian (not bi) friend if I could eat her out. She knows my reputation apparently, thank god for word of mouth.


:ilold:  Quite punny.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: WoodsCall]
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Thanks.

...

:crankey:

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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: circularvortex]
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Ya, I just removed the link so you could know I was responding to the words only.

I was thinking about variations on the pun the whole time I was cutting up my pizza, but I think it was best letting yall catch it yourselves :laugh:

Would it be rude if I stipulated that she douche first?


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: Ferris]
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Or at least take a shower. I don't mind eating a girl out, but it should at least be clean. If I expect my genitals will be in somebody's mouth, I'm courteous enough to take a shower.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: MOTH]
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Until half way through this thread I totally thought the thread title was, "you ever accidentally feel a cop's breast?".  I'm sitting here reading through the replies like, "Why is nobody mentioning the fact she grabbed a cops boob!"  :lol:    It's gonna be that kind of day... :smile:

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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
I haven't touched in a boob in way too long.


Me neither. It's been about a week and this shit sucks! I need a woman's lovin!

:crankey:


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Whats fucking weird is when you accidentally touch your friends moms boob. In this instance, she was not milfable.


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: cappincrunk]
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cappincrunk said:
Whats fucking weird is when you accidentally touch your friends moms boob. In this instance, she was not milfable.


If you are ever in a situation to have sex with a friends mom...do it. I don't care how un-milfable she is.

If you EVER get into any kind of argument with that friend, you can always just pull out, "I fucked your mom."

There's just nothing you can say to counter that when it's true. All you can do is cry...


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: MOTH]
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I went to close the door behind me leaving a classroom and instead grabbed a handful of boob. From this teacher that had huge ones.It was awesome.:awesome:

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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: MOTH]
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I got a good story for this topic


I was like 11 or so and was playing basket ball at a friends house aand his older sister who was like 14 or so at the time was playing with us... I was guarding her and tried to reach my hand in and steal the ball but missed the ball and my hand landed directly on hey left titty... I was shocked and just kind of stood there with my hand grasping her boob for about 10 seconds until she slapped the shit out of me.... I was still stoked though touched my first boob...lol

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Re: Ever accidentally cop a feel on a friend's breast? [Re: MOTH]
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Hah.. most of the females I know seem to let me have my way with them.

I haven't 'accidentally' touched a breast in ages.. Theres a technique that I've developed that normally results in BOOBIES coming out to play :grin:

Not all girls are like that though.. I've tried it before on those pseudo-slutty girls.. that dress the type and act the type .. but really are spoilt little rich kids who are more frigid than ... :shrug:


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