This is soo not cool. Me, my 6 year old son, and our dog were running around in the woods yesterday. We were jumpin over things, crossing small creeks, and just admiring what a beautifull day it was here in indiana. I saw a spot in the creek where it was really narrow, so i decided i wanted to jump over it. It wasn't a big jump, but i didn't notice that the ground was soaking wet on the otherside instead of dry and solid like the side i was on.
I told my son i was going to jump over it and he told me not to lol. My last words were, "hey bud. watch this!" I jumped over the small 4 foot gap, but when i landed my leg went about a foot into the mud, the bad part was my foot only went 6 inches into the mud. So i broke my ankle somehow. I passed out from the pain for a second. When i came out of it, i could feel my foot in the wrong position. I have never felt that much pain in my life, and i have misplaced vertabre in my spine, pulled back muscles, ripped my shoulder out of socket, and stabbed my foot with a 3 inch nail. Anyways
I was in so much pain i couldn't move, i couldn't think. My son yelled to me if i was alright. I had to tell him i was fine so he wouldn't freek out. He is only 6 mind you. I told him that i probably broke my foot, but i was ok, and i was going to call mommy and tell her what happend so don't worry cause i was fine. He said, ok ill go get some sticks so you can use it to walk with. I thought that was a great idea, so while i called my wife, he went and found me some sturdy fallen peices of wood. Thank god for cell phones.
He found 2 but i had to break them for my hight. It was soooo hard to do this because of the intense pain. Thank god i was a little stoned from earlier that day, or i don't think i could have managed the pain. I only made it about 30 feet, the pain was to much and the adrinalin was wearing off. Thats when a retired cop that i have known for a while jogged close to use. He spotted me and came over to help. He called the parks department to get a atv back there to get me out, and a ambulance to take me to the hospitol. At that point i was in shock. I was on the verge of puking, i was shaking in a cold sweat, and i could barly see streight. I can't tell you how much pain i was in.
The atv showed up like 20 minutes later, then pulled up and got us all out of the woods. We got to the ambulance and i met the coolest emt's. They were trying to joke with me so i would know that i was fine. they injected me with some fairly ok stuff and we waited for my wife to get to the park to take our son and the dog. I wasn't dieing or anything, so it was fine to wait at that point. She got there, then we drove to the hospitol.
When i got to the hospitol, the looked at my ankle and thought i broke it in 3 places. they gave me 3 shots in my iv. I don't know what they gave me, but OMG. That was the best shit i have ever had lol. It lasted like 6 hours. I have never felt that good in my life, and i have taken some good stuff in the past. Anyways
They sent me to x-ray and took some shots of my foot. It turns out that i ripped the legamints in my foot off. The bone connecting them broke off the main bones as well. I have to go to a specialist asap. I have to give them a call today. They gave me 750mg viccodins, put a big plastic boot on my foot and gave me crutches. I went home last night and passed out. I woke up like 20 minutes ago and had to tell my story. It was a freaking trip lol. Anyways, thanks for listening to my story, im going to hobble upstairs and make a snadwitch.
Oh! the suck part. My wife is 9 months pregnant and she is due any minute. We are so screwed now. I have no idea how we are going to get this baby home when it comes. I am going to go into surgery and it will take months for me to heal. I am on unemployment already, but i had to call my part time delivery job and tell them what happened. There goes that extra money My wife is so upset about all this, because now i can't take care of her and the baby for the 2 weeks she is home after having the baby and bed ridden. Thank god we have family in the town we live in. I am going to have to call in a bunch of favors. Again, thanks for listening to me, i had to write this all down. It is all kind of funny now that i am home. Funny in a OH CRAP kind of way.
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