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The Crows are Plotting Against Me
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Walking home from class, I passed a section of campus with about 10 trees. The 7 tallest trees each had about 400-500 crows perched on the branches like leaves. They just squawked at each other, and when a big wind came all the crows in one tree flew around a bit to stretch their wings, but returned to their tree. Another wind came, and all the crows from another tree did the same.

I can only assume John Malkovich sent them to spy on me because of the death threat I sent him after he refused to co-star in my independent film.

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Re: The Crows are Plotting Against Me [Re: PinballWizard]
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Someone has had too much caffeine.


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Re: The Crows are Plotting Against Me [Re: niteowl]
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Yeah, John is a wily fucker.

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Re: The Crows are Plotting Against Me [Re: PinballWizard]
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I thought the same thing after I saw Hitchcock's "Birds"


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Re: The Crows are Plotting Against Me [Re: RipVanWinkle]
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crows always seem to be cawing right when you can stop think and say "..."

woke up one day to hundreds of the buggers in my front and back yard, never wanted a good luck charm/bb gun that much before


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