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Anonymous #1

So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl?
    #7960083 - 01/31/08 12:55 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

I can't help but always feel somewhat lost when I'm down there. What are some good techniques and ways to get better down there?


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Anonymous #2

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7960096 - 01/31/08 12:59 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

please that cunt :heart:

lick the labia, tickle the clitoris, make her burn !
a proven good technique is to use one hand to finger her while licking and rubbing the clit at the same time.

works reaaaaaaaaaaaaally good !


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Anonymous #3

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7960178 - 01/31/08 01:27 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Suck the clit in your mouth and gently and rhythmically massage it with your tongue. You can even hum a little because they love that vibration shit. The main thing is rhythm though.


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Anonymous #4

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7960263 - 01/31/08 01:47 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Its so funny that girls ever tell a man how to please them. They expect them to know or some shit. Girls are dumb as fuck, sucking a dick is easy just put it in your mouth. Vagina's are like a labyrinth.

WOMEN need to tell men how they want it and quit being such bitches.


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Anonymous #2

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7960283 - 01/31/08 01:51 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

damn right but they lack the balls to tell us how to suck that axe wound !

literally.


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Anonymous #5

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7960291 - 01/31/08 01:53 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Its so funny that girls ever tell a man how to please them. They expect them to know or some shit. Girls are dumb as fuck, sucking a dick is easy just put it in your mouth. Vagina's are like a labyrinth.

WOMEN need to tell men how they want it and quit being such bitches.




:thumbup:


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Anonymous #5

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7960292 - 01/31/08 01:53 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
damn right but they lack the balls to tell us how to suck that axe wound !

literally.




They're such pussies about it


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Anonymous #6

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7960307 - 01/31/08 01:56 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

:yesnod:


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Anonymous #7

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7960343 - 01/31/08 02:07 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Or try this 4 part series - The VIce Guide to Girls from A to Z.

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n1/htdocs/guide.php?country=ca


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Anonymous #8

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7960740 - 01/31/08 03:39 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

The best way to orally please a girl, is to lick it slow and just stay down there.

The best way to orally please the wife, is to Exclaim "Tonight, I will do the dishes after dinner!"


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Anonymous #3

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7960765 - 01/31/08 03:47 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

I can't stress rhythm enough.

Read her reactions, and when you hit a spot that she really responds to, focus the movements there and establish rhythm


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Anonymous #9

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7961264 - 01/31/08 05:47 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

:lickass:


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Anonymous #10

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7961497 - 01/31/08 06:38 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

every woman is different.


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Anonymous #11

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7961527 - 01/31/08 06:44 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl?



Orally tell her you are rich


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Anonymous #5

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7961930 - 01/31/08 08:18 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl?



Orally tell her you are rich




ROFL


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Anonymous #12

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7962075 - 01/31/08 08:51 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

i taught myself all this stuff when i was like 13 and 14. i was a pervy little kid and i would spend hours on the internet reading about sex or swapping nudes with people. needless to say, i was pretty decent even my first time. never really had that feeling of being lost. i fucking love eating girls out. huge turn on for me.

but i'm done bragging now. these guys are right, rhythm is key. listen to her, pay attention to her cues. and don't forget to tease. tease like mad. light touches with fingertips and tongue all around that area before getting even close. stomach, hips, thighs, inner thighs, and skirt around the inside of the leg/thigh back up to the mons. tease tease tease.

and when you go at it, read her to know what sort of pressure to apply. some girls love for the guy to be forceful diving straight in, but most prefer a lighter touch, so don't overdo it. remember your tongue changes shape, thus uses. you've got multiple tongue functions at your disposal. utilize them all. i'm not really going to go into too much detail about the licking.. just try different things and find what works good. every girl is different, and even then every girl has different moods when she wants a different thing. just feel it out.

you've also got hands. sure, sometimes it's good to use them to pull her towards you with her thighs, but don't leave them there the whole time. explore her torso while you're going at it down south. belly, ribs, breasts. long, slow, light fingertips all the way down her sides.

and always enjoy it. she'll be more comfortable knowing you want to be down there.


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Anonymous #3

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7962086 - 01/31/08 08:55 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

TRB knows what's going on :chiefwiggum:


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Anonymous #12

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7962093 - 01/31/08 08:56 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

:tinfoil:


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Anonymous #11

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7962102 - 01/31/08 09:00 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

TRB?


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Anonymous #3

Re: So what are your techniques for orally pleasing a girl? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7962365 - 01/31/08 09:54 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

tiny_rabid_penis


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