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late christmas present.... what to do?
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So my stepmom is one of those people that is hardcore about christmas. The shiny objects, the wrapping paper, the hand written card.... all that shit seriously matters to her.
Now, I was going to get her "whatever my dad told me to get and send to her", but right before I was going to buy her present, I found out that I would be mixing Vince Gill... and she is batshit crazy about any big name country star.
I hate autographs, and doubly so because of my job, it makes the act not only loathsome, but makes me look unprofessional.
but I did it anyway, and even got vince to sign "what a babe" even though he had never seen her, but just so she can make up whatever story she wants to her friends.

but I could only get the autograph about 2 days before christmas, and then worked so much that I never had time to get to the post office. So today the post office is finally open and all I have is the gift....
what do I do with this shit? I will have to hear about it until next christmas if I dont do something for the presentation of the present, as if I put more effort into it than just getting Vince to sign a CD.

I dont even have any boxes to ship it in, or wrapping paper, or one of those frilly little bags that you stuff colored tissue paper in.... and do i go get a card? hand write a little note?

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Re: late christmas present.... what to do? [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Simple card, simple note... I'm sure she will be ecstatic.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: late christmas present.... what to do? [Re: SneezingPenis]
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wrap in newspaper comics, padded envelope, send!

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